Whelmed 

When you’re not feeling overwhelmed or underwhelmed.

“I’m feeling quite whelmed today, Jared.”
“But that’s not a word, Evan.”

Whelmed by TooGayToBeAPansexual September 24, 2021

butt welded 

When you can't get your I.D. out of your wallet from sitting on it too much.

When the doorman at the club asked Billy for his I.D., Billy had to give him his wallet because he had butt welded it in there.

butt welded by PeteyD.com May 26, 2009

Whelmed 

(Adj.)In a state of satisfaction or appreciation.

I was perfectly whelmed by the attention I received on my birthday - gifts from my close friends and a nice dinner at home with family.

Chastity: I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
Bianca: I think you can in Europe.

~ 10 Things I Hate about You

Whelmed by AllStrangeWonders November 20, 2010

Whelmed 

It does NOT mean indifference. It means:

1. To be submerged, turned-over, or covered up. Or, more commonly,
2. To be so over-taken with emotion or excitement that one feels "turned upside down" or completely engulfed.

It does NOT mean "neutral" or BETWEEN "underwhelmed" and "overwhelmed". If anything, "whelmed" means to be overwhelmed or just slightly less excited than "overwhelmed".

I was whelmed by the majestic view on top of the mountain.

The dance was so whelming, I was almost overwhelmed.

Whelmed by NorCalBruin September 9, 2010

welpedge

the act of blowing a green or brown booger from your nasal cavity.

i sure wish i could use my welpage skills to get this stuff out of my nasal cavity

welpedge by taylor keating May 24, 2004

Whelmed 

The state of neither being over- or under-whelmed.

Matt was no longer overwhelmed by the team; merely whelmed.

Whelmed by TBlanners December 13, 2016

spot-welded 

Post-coital syndrome, occuring when one's penis becomes stuck to the sheet, do to drying semen.

"If you don't get up and wash your wanker, it's gonna get spot-welded" she warned.

spot-welded by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007