Webilepsy 

A condition that affects individuals that a prone to spending large amounts of time on the internet. The afflicted will become unresponsive for long periods of time while they surf Wikipedia or Youtube, often to the chagrin of significant others and friends.

Alan's girlfriend broke up with him because he ignored too much while on the computer. He tried to explain that he suffered from webilepsy, but she did not believe him.

Webilepsy by CasvalRemDeikun January 3, 2010

wellesley wallet 

When you put money up a girls pussy to use for later. Usually used when you don't have any pockets.

I Wellesley walletd a girl to pay for this pizza.

wellesley wallet by JJ6785 May 27, 2016

wellered 

Having a 4 some with 3 guys and one girl. Other terms like 2/3 wellered or inverse welleredare commonly used in reference to this word.

Sanchez: we just wellered that bitch.
Rafael: NO WAY!
Sanchez: yeah shes a wart-balled penismagnet

wellered by ass plugger January 16, 2009

Slag Wellies

Ugg Boots. Footwear sported by slack-fannied chav birds with more money than dress-sense. Also known as Slut Slippers, Chav Clogs.

Yeah Kelsey, he banged me so hard up against that bus shelter, I nealy dropped me meat pie over me new Slag Wellies.

Slag Wellies by Devastating 'D' March 19, 2010

Orson Welles 

Was an influential American film director, writer, and actor. Though he is most well known for his infamous 1938 War of the Worlds broadcast and his 1941 directoral debut Citizen Kane, considered by many to be the greatest film ever made, Welles has done far more than that.

Welles is often seen as a genius and one of the greatest filmmakers ever, yet, due to problems he had in Hollywood after the release of his first two films, Citizen Kane and The Magnificent Ambersons, he is also seen as a fallen giant and a commercial failure. Welles was also very overweight for the latter half of his life.

You know who is a great filmmaker? Orson Welles!

I feel more betrayed than Orson Welles after Hollywood butchered The Magnificent Ambersons.

Go on a diet you Orson!

Orson Welles by ShotgunAndy June 17, 2008

wellie 

Buproprion (the brand name for which is Wellbutrin) being abused by crushing up, and insufflated, causing feelings of euphoria, and, in large doses, hallucinations and delusions.

I just got my prescription for Wellbutrin filled! Let's do some wellies!

wellie by cmo999 June 19, 2011

Blue Weiler 

(n.) A cross breed of a Rottweiler & a Blue Heeler.

Weight ranges from 60-100 lbs.

Personality traits: Very affectionate, playful, stubborn, loyal
Not suited for 1st time dog owners, requires an owner with experience with dogs & training.

"What's the breed of you're beautiful dog?"
"It's a Blue Weiler."
"Are you fucking serious?"
"Why yes, I am."

Blue Weiler by Lumina March 10, 2013