weighted

Adjective. Used to describe someone who has recently put on a significant amount of weight since the last time you have seen them.

Damn, have you seen Mel lately? She got hella weighted!

Dan is a chubby chaser, he always goes after the weighted girls.

by Matt Action May 9, 2011

Weighted dildo raping machine

Self-explanatory, it's going in one hole or another... There is no stopping it

Timmy: Where is my Weighted Dildo raping machine?
Kelsey: I am using it right now, i will give it to you when i am done.
Timmy:I need it tomorrow because my friends are coming over tomorrow and we are going to experiment.
Sandra: Sounds fun, you will need to buy new batteries, because i have been using it all day.
Timmy: oh how did that go?
Sandra: it went well, it was running all day...

by WDRMaster May 15, 2010

weighed in

To get compensated in some way usually monetary

I won the bet, now I'm going to get weighed in

by rb1 February 27, 2022

Weighed

To be sentenced to a term of imprisonment.

Bob was weighed off with a ten stretch.

by Bob Briggs May 2, 2011

weighed

get knocked out

dem boys are gonna get weighed

by I-Mc January 23, 2004

Weighed Grams

Used to illustrate a former time of life when badly poor. Weighing Grams refers to low level cocaine dealers who sell low quantities, thus, being 'poor'.

I remember back when Sheila was just a ho. Back then, she used to hang out with me when I Weighed Grams. Now, a cut has to hit double platinum before she rides.

by Biatch551 October 3, 2005

Weighted Average Sexual Age

Weighted Average Sexual Age (WASA):

The weighted average age of a person's sexual partners.

Calculated as the sum of (Age of partner x Number of sexual intercourses with partner) for all sexual partners.

It is expected that a cool adult male's WASA be less than his age.

An adult female's WASA should be 5-10% higher than her age.

Wade's Weighted Average Sexual Age is massive....over 30! He loves his MILFs.

by JA1985 October 27, 2010