weezel dick

A penis that has been slept on or previously thought of as sub par but in reality is a sneakily fantastic penis in overall appearance, girth, and length.

Yo Jeff, I heard that cripple in the band actually has a weezel dick, rumor has it he has been hooking up with a playboy bunny.

by StiffyLongBottom May 25, 2022

tweenkie weener dog

A tweenkie that is cut in half almost all the way through, then a nice, non-charred hot dog is placed in the gooey fluffy white yummy stuff in the middle and then is topped off by a full bottle of easy cheese and eaten as if it was your last meal

no example needed tweenkie weener dog

by XP_MOSH November 10, 2009

weezerd

When you get jumpscared by a weezer song

You just got weezerd (I’m going to end it all)

by Lhuegeny fan December 31, 2022

dickless weener

A makeshift retort featured in an email on madox's hatemail page that begs the question, how could you be abscent of the thing that you physically are? How could you not have a penis when in fact that is ALL you have?

you are are a judgemental son of a bithc who are you to jugde people who
choose to live the gothic life s5yle youre not them you dont know what
theyve been through it makes me so sad to see a pathetic dickless weener
like you wasting youre energy putting down other people you make me sick
gothic people make a diffence standing up for what they believe they dont
need cock suckers like you putting them down!!! eat shit and die!!!

by lazirus July 8, 2004

Drew Weeze

A man who weezes when he smokes pot, formally following a nickname that will be represented to a man, the man's name will therefore be named after the infamous Drew Breeze.

*Man 1 takes toke*
*Begins to exhale and then when breathing normally, starts weezing*
Man 2: Man you're such a Drew Weeze

by Theoneandonlyjkraz January 8, 2012