stock weezel

A stock market player who looks for opportunities to make a quick dollar. Uses all forms of stock market trading theories including momentum trades, day trades, swing trades, channel trades, value trades and technical analysis but not married to a single style. Likes to “weezel” in unnoticed by market makers and “weezel” out with a pocket full of cash, hopefully from the big players pockets whom he detests. Almost always works as a group of investors lead by the “Alpha” weezel who directs the group when and what stock to start weezeling. A stock weezel is very flexible and can hold a position for only a day a week or a couple of month but never long term.

Buddy is making good coin in the markets lately! He gets in and gets out, that dam stock weezel is making a killing!

by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008

fart weevils

Small beetles with elongated snouts who are primarily drawn to flatus.

My son has been plagued since childhood by fart weevils as he is apparently a particularly hospitable host.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

weevil

Any of numerous beetles that characteristically have a downward-curving snout and are destructive to nuts, fruits, stems, and roots.

Damn weevils in my apple!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

weebely

A term a woman uses to describe her boyfriend's penis in front of his or her parents

Dad: how is your boyfriend?

Me: he's fine, just got a problem with his weebely at the moment

by M Bucket April 7, 2017

ass-weevil

A derrogatory term used to refer to one who is like an anal itch that you can't quite get rid of. More directly, it compares an extremely annoying person (usually a pestering co-worker) to a small burrowing insect that has made its home up your ass.

The term itself was most famously coined in a fit of rage by one Mat Noguchi, the notoriously hostile tools developer for Bungie Studios (creators of the Halo video game franchise).

Bill (for the millionth time): "Hey Nick, do you have those reports ready for me yet?"

Nick: "GODDAMMIT BILL! FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME I WON'T HAVE THE REPORT DONE TILL FRIDAY! GOD YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS-WEEVIL!!! I HOPE YOU DIE!"

by Mr. Horsefly April 27, 2006

Cock Weevil

Another term for the oh so lovable crabs.

Poor Jim got cock weevils from a Thai whore.

by chefboyardeeznutsinyourmoufus July 30, 2004

booty weevils

When you sweat in your underware and a few hours later it dries only to irritate your ass. Whenever you see someone scratching their ass, it is usually because they have booty weevils.

"After that game, I'll probably have a bad case of booty weevils."

by lantis September 17, 2006