Weentard

Someone who loves ween too much, thereby becoming retarded, or, Weentarded.

Tommi is a Weentard.

by Bilara Jonehoney April 26, 2006

Weegar

A Cigar with the tobacco replaced with marijuana.
Root words: Cigar, Weed

Hey man, lets have a celebratory weegar for 420

by albert404 September 21, 2011

Isaac Weingart

Basically the coolest fucking person you will ever see. If u ever see Isaac you should say ohhh my god he has one massive cock

person 1:Have u seen Isaac Weingart today

Person 2: of course he is soooo cool
Person 3 into their phone:Siri show me Isaac’s cock

by The big huge d man April 14, 2021

Weingarten Ratio

The Weingarten Ratio is a ratio used to rate girls. It is a step up from the normal 1-10 scale.

You take the girls hottness (1-10) and divide it by her self esteeem (1-10). You want the resulting number to be as large as possible. Using decimals will give a more accurate number.

Thus, 9/2 is a 4.5, whereas 6.5/5.3 is a 1.2.

Named after Weingarten, the theory is that you want a hot girl who either doesn't realize her value, or is dumb enough to spread her legs for you. A hot girl with high self esteem wont put out, so she's not worth it.

Joe: Dude, I totally met this hot 9
Phil: What's her self esteem?
Joe: Like a 7
Phil: Thats only a 1.3 on the Weingarten Ratio. Not worth it.

by Cattie H May 6, 2008

weentar

e v a n

"your mom is a weentar"
"evan is, too"
"evan's MOM is a weentar"
"...IN BED"

by a weintar October 28, 2004

weingarten

V. Wine-gar-tin: The act of one binge-drinking exclusively with wine.

Man, that whino went completely Weingarten on that bottle.

by Reid Sullivan December 10, 2008

Weenar

A character in the mythology of hell, He is thought to have made hell isn't a metropolis worth millions, hell stayed at peace for 1000's of years then after that
he also has a 16 inch cock and a small white demon wife.

person 1: "Did you hear about weenar?"
person 2: "yeah i love that dude"

by kurbeln neunzig November 2, 2022