whack the weeder

a term meaning masturbateing a guy or also know as a hand job

Hey you wanna go whack the weeder ? *slap*

by whackingtheweeder.com February 6, 2008

weederism

after smoking weed sometimes the brain changes the word order of it's sentences:

smoking weed after brain the sometimes order changes the sentences it's word

a cousin of spoonerism, yodaism

by kahda July 20, 2004

Weeder

a weed feeder

Oh man have you seen Pedro?? He now has a weeder girlfriend and... the munchies! He is so fat!

by MikDick February 2, 2009

weedternity

1. so, like, when you're smokin' like a BUNCH. Well... the elapse in time between smokin' like that 'one too much' hit, and the time you realize that you were staring at the ceiling fan for the past minute, but you felt like you had watched that white light for like EVER!

2. When you're sitting and two minutes pass but it felt like three billion years due to you being completely toastered.

ANONYMOUS STONER: 'whoa!!, what time is it?! man i just felt like I spent a weedternity watchin' that lamp... thing!'

by stoners-anonymous July 26, 2009

weederall

Combining Cannabis and Adderall. A wonderful high that combines the creative headspace given by weed as well as the motivation and energy from Adderall. The two drugs both cancel out each other's bad side effects and synergize fairly well.

Me and my boy ran out of Molly so we settled for Weederall, the second best high known to man.

by megafiend12 December 7, 2021

fart weeder

one that hangs out in mens bathrooms to smell a strangers fart

i went to the rest stop last night and was a fart weeder for two hours

by mr. garbear December 10, 2016

Weeder

A weeder is someone who smokes a lot of weed and is always high

" Would you ever date Tyler?"
" No he's a weeder."

by thesearemyfriendsnames June 28, 2016