weed hoarder

someone who hoards weed and dosen't let anyone else touch it.

stop being a weed hoarder

by Max Donnanoodles August 12, 2016

weed hound

Someone that smokes a shit load of weed.

Ever since Carlos got deported, he's become a major weed hound.

by wah1232 March 17, 2017

horny goat weed

A time-tested aphrodisiac that increases libido in men and women, and improves erectile function in men. Known also as Epimedium or Yin Yang Huo, horny goat weed was first described in ancient classical Chinese medicinal texts.

This horny goat weed is helping me shoot more semen when I ejaculate.

by ATON02 December 23, 2004

Hobby Weed

Marijuana you grow for personal use instead of for profit. Grown "as a hobby".

Got anything good at your place?

Well, guess I got that hobby weed.

Shit, that's all you had to say!

by @Jimmy_2_Thumbs April 1, 2023

Hood Weed

Bomb ass weed you find in your cities worst ghetto. Usually smells like shit.

Person 1: Aye man you got some weed on you?

Person 2: Yeah man I got some of that hood weed from Orange Mound.

Person 1: Oh shit we gon be blowin good dope tonight!

by stvnstlr June 28, 2019

In-house weed sherpa

(noun). Alternatively referred to by the acronym "IHWS". A knowledgeable, friendly homeboy you can go to with all your questions about marijuana, THC, hemp, cannabidiol, edibles, vape rigs, dabs, and blacklight reactive tiger posters. IHWS can also recite from memory the provenance and production history of any strain of bud, and prescribe the right sticky icky to cure what ails you. The IHWS never judges or ridicules a questioning bro's ignorance, rather just guides the bro along the path to being stoned and shit.

I'm not sure whether to cop a Pax or a DynaVap. Also, what the hell is Grape Ape? Yo, Imma ask the homie Chris. That dude knows all about this typa shit. He's the in-house weed sherpa.

by BellicoseStampCollector April 24, 2020

Holly-weed fight

Rebecca and Holly fought in hand-to-hand-combat. What was originally a bathroom brawl quickly escalated in to a full out knife fight, each persons receiving possible fatal wound. The epic battle lasted for about 20 minutes, each opposite getting a swing and a stab and that combatant . This intense battle took place in pub 108 New Jersey, Mahwahahab. The fight started over the common "that's my weed" argument quickly becoming a to the death type of fight. Because of the ruthlessness of the fight and the reason it will forever be known as "that's my weed, god-dammit fight" or referred to as holly-weed fight

Hey i don't want no holly-weed fight in here

by Nick Mcfarfull January 16, 2008