punk weasle

Slang term to lower ones self-esteem, such as poop head and dumbass.

Hey man, whats up?

Shut up and go away.

Why?

Leave you punk weasle!

by Jester April 21, 2005

juice weasle

Small gardening tool with three metal hook shaped prongs to kill with

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Pink Weasle

A hot chick, but your not sure if she is a full on lesbian or a recreational lesbian.

That bitch is hot, but I'm not sure if shes just down for the weekend with her friend or if their gonna be making cookies on Monday too.

Down for the weekend ( Recreational, Hobby, Just Discovered Courtney Love Kinda Lesbian)

Making cookies on Monday too. ( Full On, Strap On, WNBA Kinda Lesbian)

lesbian WNBA Pink Weasle Pinky Dyke

by choadus13 January 6, 2012

whipping the weasle

the act of masturbation, e.g. cracking one off, one off the wrist etc.

Wow, this is some good porn, i might have to go whip the weasle

by r3 February 16, 2005

Cunt Weasle

A gentleman who will tell a woman whatever she wants to hear to get in to her pants. Weasling his way in to her knickers.

"Have you heard him, he's a propper cunt weasle"

"Than cuntweasle got into her pants again"

by Simon Rose January 22, 2009

Pickle Weasle

The Pickle Weasle is known for it's scarce sightings and pickle smelling hair. The Pickle Weasle is a master of disguise and can fit in the smallest crack if it wanted to. The Pickle Weasle can shed it's fur at any time and grow a new coat in 2-3 hours. The Pickle Weasle was discovered in a vacant field in South America robbing a mouse den of it's babies and raping the mother mouse. There are only around 300 Pickle Weasles left in the wild. The rest of them are in captivity.

"I remember once when I was taking a trip to South America and I saw a Pickle Weasle ravaging a pickle infested barrel."

by Devon December 19, 2004

weasle bark

It is the sound a bass player makes when he needs to change his shorts or strings

Do you smell that?Yea I thought i heard a weasle bark or was that are bass player?

by ELZY ROCKER March 5, 2009