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Calling card of rich, white corporate execs.
Tony came into the room donning a $4,000 suit and equally expensive shoes. A tie that would choke the economy of an African village. Shades so expensive the sun goes behind a cloud.

Paul entered with equally money-sucking clothing.

They looked at each other, one putting his eight-grand-suitcase on the table. Then, calmly, cooly, they exchanged customary greeting:

"WAAAAAAAAZZZUUUUUP?!!"

"WAAAAAAAAZZZUUUUUP?!!"

Each "wazzup" backed by exaggerated tongue lashing and finger-hooking gesticulations. With it out of the way they quickly got down to the importance of TPS reports and this quarters profits.
wazzup by Cag February 17, 2007
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"What's up?" has now been shortened even more.
You: Wazzup?
Friend: Nothin' much.
wazzup by MIKEtheLEGACY September 12, 2017
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wazzup tonight 

Wazzup tonight is a urban slang used to reference what are you doing tonight. Common term redefined by the popular blog site www.wazzuptonight.com
Sally asked the crew Wazzup Tonight before she proceeded with her plans

wazzup tonight 

Wazzup tonight is a urban slang used to reference what are you doing tonight. Common term redefined by the popular blog site www.wazzuptonight.com
Sally asked the crew Wazzup Tonight before she proceeded with her plans

that's wazzup

Another word from da hood, meaning,"Ok" or "alrighty then."
C.E.O. " Well, Jap, guess i'll hit you up when you get back, so we can go handle that."

Jasper: " Fa' sho. That's wazzup.

C.E.O. "Already".
that's wazzup by C.E.O. December 3, 2006
short form for "what is up"
- wuzzup man?
- hey wuzzup!?
wuzzup by Ramiro Gutierrez July 10, 2006
Short for "What's up".

Used in chat rooms, messengers, etc
ChatMan: Hello.
ChatPunk: Whazzup, man.
whazzup by Gabriel May 13, 2005