Wazzle

explosive urinating under harsh conditions

"get me to a bathroom right now, or I'll wazzle all over this car!"

by Anayah buttchick3n March 10, 2021

Wazzle

To pull out ones penis and shake it around while yelling “WAZZLE WAZZLE WAZZLE”

Bryce pulled out his dick and wazzled for the babysitter

by Honkler honkerson December 9, 2019

Wazzle

A modern day, South East London based school word for "bundle".

Oi, Steve you smelly nonce, look over there, there's a massive wazzle going on. Let's go. WAZZLE!

by mokershipping February 12, 2010

wazzle

To wazzle is to rev the knackers off your motorbike.

Scream the knackers off your motorbike / car / anything really.

'Fancy going for a wazzle on the bikes ?'
''Aye''

'Bloody hell thats hot'
''Yeah i've been wazzling it''

by B e z z a July 29, 2006

wazzle

To enlarge a drilled hole in metal in order to effect a fit; especially in the field using less than optimum tools, and in a less than optimum working situation.

To get the damn compressor to fit, Greg and Jonathan wazzled the holes on the bracket in the bilge for two days with a puny cordless.

by Tucky May 19, 2008

Mazzle Wazzle

a mixed drink consisting of Crown Royal and Coca-Cola, topped with a splash of Chambord.

Recipe --

1.5 oz - Crown Royale
3 oz - Coca Cola
.5 oz - Chambord or Raspberry liqueur
1 lime garnish

Let's get a round of Mazzle Wazzles.

by The Kinect January 20, 2011

Mah Wazzle

Term of Bromantical endearment in a relationship involving large amounts of alcohol, debauchery, and depraved humor

-Yo, bro you know that you are so mah wazzle
-fo shazzle man, you know I always got your back

by MiketheBull April 26, 2011