Mah Wazzle

Term of Bromantical endearment in a relationship involving large amounts of alcohol, debauchery, and depraved humor

-Yo, bro you know that you are so mah wazzle
-fo shazzle man, you know I always got your back

by MiketheBull April 26, 2011

wizzles

another term for marijuana.

Ayo, i finna smoke some wizzles, cuz.

by big asian February 29, 2008

wazzle

1) to masturbate.
2) a very stupid person
3) a very good poker player, especially in the game "Texas Hold'em".
4) to have sex

1) Of course it is, you know...I wazzle, you wazzle, he, she, me, wazzle. Wazzle, wazzling, wazzlisation, Wazzleology, the study of wazzle.

2) Are you a wazzle?
3) Man, you are such a wazzler that you wazzle with my cards all day.
4) C'mon lets wazzle.

by republicofwazzle November 9, 2014

Wazzle

State of being in which a person has little or no sense, use, or purpose.
A person who wazzles is referred to as a Wazzler.

Instead of doing your homework, you spent the day wazzling!
You wazzled the whole day! You're fired!

by Jaack Meeoff February 11, 2014

wazzle

a dancing style originated from finland, it's basically shuffle with some sick muzz thrown in

x: do you see that person wazzling right there?
y: damn, that wazzle style dancing is smooth and aesthetic as f**k man...

by shufflemuzzman59 January 21, 2019

douche wazzle

A faggot who talks about skullfucking people and then doesnt do a damn thing

Drew Ellis is the biggest douche wazzle in the world

by Tony Dinatale December 1, 2003

wazzle-juice

A colloquial term for an alcoholic beverage commonly used by Australian ex-patriots in America

"I was skulling the wazzle-juice last night and got right spiffed."

by Walkabout February 24, 2014