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Craig Watson

The act of either taking an excessively lengthy shit or taking frequent shits in order to avoid work.
"Man, work went by kinda fast today 'cus of all those Craig Watsons I took!"

(Manager speaking) "If I go in that bathroom and that little motherfucker is taking ANOTHER Craig Watson, I'll shit on him right then and there!"
by Nood E. Pictures June 28, 2011
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City Hall Watson

City Hall Watson is an know active Norteño hood in Watsonville Ca, they kill scraps on site and will always put it down for their hood
Aye What You Bang? City Hall Watson Who’s Trippin?
by Watsonero December 6, 2018
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Steve Watson

aka the angriest scammer ever, from kitbogas most popular video.
Despite what kitbogas condensed video of Steve shows, Steve can actually hide as a normal person of society for a pretty long time, and only rages after an extended amount of well performed scambaiting done on him, or turning off ur computer.

Steve is also an absolute piece of shit human being because he yells at and threatens to kill what he thinks is a scared old lady’s family for making mistakes even though he’s trying to steal from “her”.
According to a comment on The 30 minute version, this was Steve’s third time failing at scamming someone and was fired afterwards, which is why kit wasn’t able to call him back and why Steve’s call center pretended like he didn’t exist when kit tried to connect to him that way

Steve Watson can also refer to any scammer who freaks out and rages at scambaiters for not listening to them or wasting their time and also when scammers yell so loud that it breaks their audio
Scambaiter: *redeems gift card*

Scammer: mam why did u did this?????!!!!!! Why did u did this?!!!??!??!!) MAM WHY DID U REDEEM?!!??!!??

Scambaiter: um hold on lemme go ahead and do the next card for u then Steve Watson ( holds back laughter)
by Justaguywithsparetime October 23, 2022
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No shit Watson

"No shit Sherlock" for retarded people. Also used to state something obvious, but not that obvious.
(on the way to school in the special bus)

Dude 1: The sky is blue.
Dude 2: No shit Watson!
by pedrodeo77 May 19, 2015
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ian watson

another word for friend zone. This is most likely because of his ability to not finish with hoes and fear of showering with men.
Dude, im always going to be a ian watson.
by dougyp and teddyd December 21, 2010
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fuck off watson

the retaliation phrase for 'no shit Sherlock'
Jim: its raining
bob: no shit Sherlock

Jim: Fuck off Watson!
by BlackPanthax September 3, 2017
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Watson Award

When somebody does something so asinine that it puts their health and the health of their friends at risk. What at one time seemed like a perfectly wise and humorous exercise quickly unfolds into near traumatic meltdown of epic proportion. Think Darwin, but not in the sense of reproduction or evolution.
When driving down a perfectly beautiful mountain road, one decides that a sparsely cleared, treacherously rocky, pine-cone encrusted jeep trail to the right seems like a logical route for a Subaru Forester to explore at 60 miles per hour. Screeching brakes, 100ft skid, flailing arms, wailing voices, mountains of dust, and a pine cone later, the car is humbling and hysterically unloaded to replace the right front wheel because a pine cone sliced a 1-inch gash in the sidewall. This deserves a Watson Award for sheer stupidity that ultimately led to endless laughter and ridicule.
by alphabetagamma12 October 3, 2009
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