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turned on the waterworks

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English slang for crocodile tears. Crying on request. This can be turned on and off like a proverbial waterworks (faucet, tap, sprinklers).

This offense is normally committed by chicks. Also seen from football soccer players when they're trying to con a referee.
She turned on the waterworks. Her moms was totally convinced.

Eg:2 After being dumped she turned on the waterworks, she didn't love him, it was the lifestyle that she craved.

Eg:3 Cristiano Ronaldo won a penalty for Real Madrid, as the referee aproached he turned on the waterworks, and immediately writhed in pain, and rolled for 3 spins. Miraculously, when it came to taking the penalty, he was ok.
by fr3kysnail February 24, 2012
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When somebody starts balling their eyes out crying. Probably because your an insensitive jerk =)
oh boy... here come the waterworks
by Percy!!!! June 11, 2006
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Homeless Waterpark

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When it Rains so hard water gushes down the street.
Ethel it’s a Homeless Waterpark out side today!
by Umjake February 1, 2023
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Waterpark

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When shes a squirter and she soaks you during sex
Man she took me to the waterpark
by Reapmc25 November 15, 2018
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Waterpark

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Asian version of What The Fuck. After 7 generations of cursing, the Asian tongue has simplified this historical curse to its most basic pronunciation. Also see wadefak and defak.
A: Lol ur sister is wearing a thong
B: Waterpark?
by WhoamI?IamBartMan November 9, 2010
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waterworks

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a nickname for urinating on someone or being urinated on as a sexual act.
Dude I tell you, Cynthia and I hooked up last night and she's big into waterworks.
by GuitVP August 11, 2012
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Big Henry's Waterpark

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Verb, the act of inserting the bottom of a PBR beer bottle into a woman's vagina, then have her stand over you to pour the deliciousness of pabst into your mouth whilst you lie on your back. And your lips are not allowed to touch the bottle.
Bitch put this PBR in your pussy and give me the Big Henry's Waterpark experience!
by Round eyed gringo April 11, 2014
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