Watermeloning

The football tradition of having kids race around with watermelon in their ass crack and the winner doesn’t have to eat the melon yet everyone else does have to eat someone elses

Bro we were watermeloning the freshman yesterday it was fucking disgusting

by Crunchy roll August 22, 2019

Watermelanin

When someone eats so much watermelon their skin turns green.

Damn, fool!! How much watermelon did eat? Now you have watermelanin!!

by Joseephus November 24, 2019

watermeloning

a word that refers to an incredibly stupid statement and/or including the word 'watermelon' or any other related fruit.

Person 1: "I might go pick up a book on how to read."
Person 2: "Dude, stop watermeloning. Come have some fruit and yogurt."

by Skitzo Dancer A April 6, 2008

Watermeloning

When you obsessively play Suika Game with the intention of getting a double suika (two watermelons) in the game. This is in reference to Harima Tem's obsession with double melons.

I'm watermeloning so hard right now.

by Ashterah November 24, 2024

Watermeloning

Verb: To get addicted to the Japanese Puzzle video game, Suika Game

Tem has been Watermeloning on Suika game for 50 episodes straight

by PigWithAJaccet November 24, 2024

watermeloning

An abortion technique when the mother decides to fall belly first onto the ground and crushes the fetus, sending blood and guts everywhere like when one smashes a watermelon.

Bethany couldn't get an abortion so she resorted to watermeloning.

by depfried145 November 17, 2025