A publishing and real estate corporation, based in the USA, that employs millions of people to work for them without pay, and even donate money, by telling them it is a religion. They publish a magazine of the same name in which they tell their employees they will live in paradise on earth if they obey their leaders and work hard for them. The employees are known as Jehova's Witnesses.
"Is it okay if I do this?"
"I am not sure. I will check the publications and see what the Watchtower says about it."
"I am not sure. I will check the publications and see what the Watchtower says about it."
by Kurt Bethel January 26, 2010
One member of the party lies in supine position and receives the fecal torpedo from someone else positioned above their face. The challenge is to dump perpendicularly into the mouth of the recieving partner in order to create a perfectly vertical watchtower.
by EFIL4ZIFG July 06, 2022
A metaphor to describe this special kind of Jehovah's Witnesses, underlining two of their most protruding attributes; brain-washed and never tired of trying to distribute their little mag to us disbelievers.
Through a tiny slit in my kitchen drapes I observed two Watchtower zombies hawking the door knob for a solid fifteen minutes.
by GothicReaper July 18, 2013
Greatest rock song of all time. It was orginally written by Bob Dylan, but the famous (and best) version is the one performed by The Jimi Hendrix Experience, which contains an absolutely mind-blowing guitar solo which is widely regarded as one of the best of all time.
by My name December 16, 2005