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WASSY (noun):

A combined reference to the pussy and ass — where the line blurs and the devotion deepens.

The sacred duality. The forbidden fusion. The holy hybrid.

A state of being consumed with passion, no longer seeking penetration, only devotion.

“He didn’t want sex. He wanted her Wassy. 4 hours. No Breaks. No mercy.”
🕯️ The Sacred Verse of the Wassy 🕯️
“He came not to conquer, but to kneel.
With pupils dilated and jaw unhinged,
he renounced his name, his needs, his meds —
and offered himself wholly…
to the throne of Wassy.”

— Book of Thirst, Chapter 4:20
Wassy by Captain Wassy May 21, 2025
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Wassy Garage 

In reference to anal sex with a girl or a guy; the wassy garage is the anal cavity in which usually a male penis is inserted.
Bro it was so sick, she let me put it in her Wassy Garage on the first date
Wassy Garage by Zlaw18 November 2, 2021
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wassy world 

a terrible place where anything is possible except for getting rid of mrs stupid wassy
wassy world was exceptionally bad today
wassy world by WassyHater9 May 3, 2018

Wassy Worm 

Wassy Worm by adonis turner January 29, 2021

Macy Wassy 

this guy is a great all around person. he's funny, smart, and very kind. only unless you piss him off, then he'll go off on you like no tomorrow. he's strong as hell and he'll kick your ass if you mess with him, so you've been warned. he's still a great guy. he's kind of lazy though. he likes playing video games and hanging with his friends. he's easy to understand. he's trustful, and very bright, so you can trust him on advice. he's about an average body type with decent face. has great style, loves music, and hates school with a passion.
wow that sexy fat ass has to be a Macy Wassy.
Wassies are tiny creatures with room temperature IQ. They are usually a mix of platypuses, frogs, ducks, or penguins and the result of radioactive incidents or mysterious apocalyptic events. Their short lifespan extends further if kept in a fridge after which they respawn with the knowledge of their ancestors.

Some people derive amusement from targeting them, while others passionately stand up to their defense but wassies simply cannot be stopped or eradicated.
I am a wassie.
WASSIE by wassie69 November 1, 2023
A smol purple edible creature that has a lifespan of 40 days (longer if kept in the fridge).

Just one of these can overrun your place in under 3 days, by then it won't be alone.

They collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each.

There are many recipes all over the net.
*opens the fridge*
- "Where's my hamcat? There are only wassies in this fridge!"
*grabs a wassie and throws it in the pan*
wassie by Craig Fraud Wright June 18, 2019