wash your face

derived from the neutrogena facewash commercial "BORED? WASH YOUR FACE"
it is code for drinking alcohol, because thats REALLY what you do when you are bored

'hey! im having a party this weekend! wanna come?"
"well it depends, will you wash your face?"
"oh hell yes"
"ok then im in"

by WalletSlut October 21, 2007

Face Wash

When a girl gives a guy a hand job, just as they are about to cum, aim their dick so they jizz all over their own face. Who needs neutrogena?

This one time, I gave my boyfriend a face wash and it cleared up his acne.

by take that! February 11, 2006

Face Wash

When a male ejaculates into his hand and Proceeds to rub the ejaculate onto another persons face in a circular motion.

"that a-hole jonny face washed me last night"

"Man i face washed my girlfriend last night, it was hilarious."

by Kevin rob ryan August 3, 2008

Washing Machine Face

Wrinkled scraggly face.

Man check that wrinkled old golf bitch, she's got washing machine face.

by Luke57 September 11, 2005

Gorilla Face Wash

When you are ready to blow your load in your girl and she wants it on her face instead, you get upset because you were just about to cum inside her.

"I'm about to cum"
"Oh yeah baby, give me a gorilla face wash"

by Wutthehill July 23, 2017

german face wash

Ejaculating into your hand then proceding to wash your face with it.

Guy 1:hey mike your face looks really clean today, whats up?. Guy 2:yeah I gave myself a german face wash earlier. Guy 1:(........

by bruceO.o December 6, 2010

iraqi face wash

wipe your ass with your hand. then smack someone in the face.

tim walked up to john.wiped his ass with his hand , and slaped john in the face.
haha iraqi face wash

by pureblood420 April 15, 2009