wankus interuptus

The act of being interrupted during self pleasure, by any means. Derived from the early latin, and similar to coitus interruptus, it was coined by Dr Bryan in the early '10s. The worst instance of this is when the individual is almost cumming, and their pleasure is interrupted and are rendered unable to continue

Tom 1: Oh man i had the worst case of wankus interuptus last night
Tom 2: Yeah mate?
Tom 1: yeah, was almost about to cum, when my sister came home and i had to stop
Tom 2: Oh man i fucken hate wankus interruptus

by John Edgecliff April 15, 2014

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Wankus Maximus

A satirical name given to a dedicated masturbator.

Person A: Karim has been losing a lot of weight lately.
Person B: That's a small price one has to pay, to earn the title of Wankus Maximus.

by Titan90 September 2, 2019

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wankus

1. n. a flaccid penis. See also: chub

2. vi. a pathetic person, an inept poser

1. You have a little wankus.

2. Did you see him tip his bike over? That Kevin kid sure is a wankus.

by Wally Balljacker December 21, 2003

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Warkism

A pompous style of news reporting where the author twists the truth to suit their viewpoint and to put themselves at the centre of the narrative as in the work of BBC presenter Kirsty Wark

The way the reporter presented the story was a classic case of Warkism

by Dr John the Night-tripper August 21, 2020

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