Gorilla Warfare

Über-Special training only the most elite Fake Navy Seals get. Acceptance into the Gorilla Warfare Training program only takes place if the participant has achieved Enormous fake achievements, and has proven oneself on many fake secret missions. Upon arrival, the participant must fight the local hierarchy of Gorillas, all the way to the silver-back. Each tier progressively gets more oil poured on the combatant gorilla, as to make it harder.

First revealed on Youtube by soakedtothemerrow -
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth."

by 487j August 18, 2012

Psychological Warfare

To achieve their objectives, the planners of psychological warfare campaigns first attempt to gain total knowledge of the beliefs, likes, dislikes, strengths, weaknesses, and vulnerabilities of the target population. According to the CIA, knowing what motivates the target is the key to a successful PSYOP.

the use of propaganda or other psychological warfare means to influence or confuse the thinking, undermine the morale, etc. of an enemy or opponent

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019

Modern Warfare 2 Syndrome

After playing hours of Modern Warfare 2, the uneasy feeling one experiences in the real world. Often manifests itself as feeling exposed when in open spaces. The subject can be seen crouching next to a wall or sprinting from one building to another.

Nick (walking): I was thinking of buying a video game. Any recommendations?

Aaron (crouching and peering around a corner): You should get Modern Warfare 2. Its exciting and has changed my life for the better. Its the video game that stays with you everywhere!

Nick: Sounds like someone is suffering from Modern Warfare 2 Syndrome...

by Meat Flavored Chalk January 29, 2010

plants vs zombies garden warfare

The most m8 game ever.
it has zombies and plants.
I r8 8/8 no h8

Katy parry: Wow this game is gr8. I should've bought this earlier but I was l8. Plants vs zombies garden warfare is a gr8 b8 to buy.

by I AM M8 August 30, 2015

Modern Warfare Flu

A sudden absence from: work, school, other important events; that coincides with the release of a new video game

Bill: Where's Steve, he hasn't been at work today?
Ted: Well, the new Call of Duty game just came out.
Bill: Oh, he's got a case of the Modern Warfare Flu

by ThisGuy457 November 12, 2009

Infinite Warfare

Call of Duty : Infinite Warfare aka Halo 6 : The Force Awakens is one of the worst game ever created by Activision. The trailer of the game currently reached 2.5 million dislikes and it's the second most disliked video on youtube. Also its best known for being raped by Battlefield 1.

Some of the comments below Infinite warfare trailer :
"Infinite Warfare ? More like Infinite dislikes! "
"Just game to see the dislikes."
"1.Buy CoD IW with Modern warfare remastered
2.Install MW remastered and seel IW back
3.Buy Battlefield 1 with a money saved from CoD IW
4.Profit "

by CWProkiller May 22, 2016

Modern Warfare

A game full of Camping and crouch walking Corner posted idiots!!!

I don’t play Modern Warfare because they camp too much!

by MWBlackoppsGod November 20, 2019