by Asda carpark August 25, 2017
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This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.
Man1: I just had the best wank ever by using my poo as lubricant to cum into the toilet bowl.
Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.
Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.
by Rumball June 18, 2014
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Person B: Nah man, she was on her period so i just gave her a waxy saturday and called it a night.
Person B: Nah man, she was on her period so i just gave her a waxy saturday and called it a night.
by Taggart. February 17, 2008
Get the waxy saturday mug.The sexual act in which one person lights a candle, when the candle is melted a little bit, they pour the hot wax down their partner's asshole. This person (called the Waxy Jinn) shits out a waxy shit. Then, the Waxy Jinn rubs the waxy shit on their partner's chest
"Dude, my asshole has burns on the inside of it" "What the fuck, why?" "Me and Jenny did a Waxy Jinn last night"
by loges99 November 11, 2015
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Get the wanky yanky mug.When you are having oral intercourse and your partner puts a small amount of wax on your head and massages it in.
My girlfriend wanted to get freaky, so she grabbed the burning candle while on top and dabbed her finger in wax and gave me a waxy simba.
by Zoey Boyden December 27, 2021
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The act of swiftly thrusting the pelvic region of a male onto an unsuspecting victim generally during an intense make-out session. This act mainly occurs during a segment of dry humping from one individual to another.
Caution: Double wanky slams may occur.
The act of swiftly thrusting the pelvic region of a male onto an unsuspecting victim generally during an intense make-out session. This act mainly occurs during a segment of dry humping from one individual to another.
Caution: Double wanky slams may occur.
"Last night while hooking up with Michael, he wanky slammed me.. it was so awkward.. and yet, i loved it."
by wankyLOVER1 December 18, 2009
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