midget wrestling wankbag

A diminutive male, between 20 and 30 years old. People around him may believe he is a closet homosexual. Also unable to grow facial hair, so instead sticks pubes to his face.

R: Hey M, who's yer man with the pubes on his face?

M: Dunno, some midget wrestling wankbag.

F: Yeah, look at that midget wrestling wankbag jump off the wall.

R & M: Shut your mouth F, you geebag

by rjf1986 May 31, 2007

wankbasin

A basin into which you wank; A person who reminds you of the basin in to which you wank

That wankbasin reminds me of my wankbasin

by Afatbeardedfellow June 2, 2008

guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden March 30, 2008

wankbanking

when you are the process of putting someone in your wankbank

hey, why are you staring at that girl?
dont worry im just putting her in my wankbank.

this is called wankbanking

by uberjai December 2, 2011

wankbait

Someone, typically female, who might instigate a bout of self gratification, ie: wanking.

Wow, your mom is TOTALLY wankbait, have a kleenex?

by SpillZ March 12, 2004

Wankbadger

The dried out remains of a sock, recently used for clean up of male ejaculate.
The greater spotted wankbadger is black with white crusting. Wankbadgers are often located underneath beds, and reside in close proximity to national geographic and FHM magazines.

F*%K I've run out of socks, but the wankbadgers in my room seem to have multiplied.

by ant-o-nym May 6, 2011

armoured wankball

A far more sensible name for "American Football", a game that rarely involves feet and certainly nothing ball-shaped.

I was arguing with an American over which was better, football or armoured wankball.

by Satan J. Dogbeast May 27, 2009