Elite Wrangling

When playing Co-op Halo on Mythic, it is the act of killing an elite by having your friend distract him whilst you sneak up from behind to assassinate him. This is done because their shields are so strong that almost no amount of bullets will kill them. Can also be performed on Promethean Knights.

Phil: Hey, there's a new batch of Campaign challenges this week.

Jared: Sweet. Ready for some Elite Wrangling?

by Tino4488 March 14, 2013

skank wrangling

The act of taking one for the team. Doing a skank in order to get something she has access to.

Tim was skank wrangling to get tickets to the Browns game.

by Therickman June 16, 2005

wangliness

n. 1. The size, shape, or quality of one's penis.
2. In conjunction with "your," a term of respect.

Your wangliness is impressive, your wangliness.

by Wangle May 27, 2005

Wankling

A young wanker.

"One day you will be a wanker, young wankling."

by Little Lord WTF? November 18, 2013

dick waggling contest

Any event where males try to prove their worth by comparing their (often irrelevant) possessions/attributes, especially when size is involved. Good examples are the comparisons of engine or salary sizes. This meaning originates from the idea that he whose penis is larger is superior; primitive males would 'waggle their dicks' to show whose was bigger.

Reporter: President Johnson, why are we still fighting the war in Vietnam?
LBJ: (unzips his fly, draws out his substantial organ): This is why!
Onlooker 1: Dude, that guy just whipped it out like LBJ! It's like the whole war is just a big dick waggling contest!
Onlooker 2: That IS LBJ, fool.

by Benny Singles December 8, 2007

Spaff Wrangling

Ensuring a cowboy's ten-gallon hat is full to the brim with manky-man-splash.

I got caught spaff wrangling, but I only got the electric chair.

by Mr WithersSpakeThrust May 27, 2009

waggling

The art of waggling involves the pendulum-like movements of a man's privates swaying between his thighs. For proper waggling, the scrotum must be proceeded in the act by the male member, the penis. As the scrotum follows the penis in this uniform motion, the scrotum must slap against the man's gooch and lower abdomen in a military cadence (using a 4 beat bar works best). As the tempo quickens, it is completely appropriate for the male to make grunting noises and possibly loud exclamations of "oh yes baby" or "get some, get some."

John loves waggling in fronts of large groups of people as part of his streaking expose.

by gooch-guzzler February 16, 2010