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wangosaurus rex

complete jackass. whereas a wang is a guy who is moderately an asshole, a wanosaurus rex is a fucking idiot who is the very essense of being an asshole. yes, it is resonable to call the guy "the very essense of being an asshole" there is craft involved with opting instead to call him a wangosaurus rex.
"oh shit, that one dude who keeps wrecking open mic night by doing my chemical romance covers is here.... that dude is a total wang"

"shit, last week he tried to do a fall out boy cover..... on accoustic."

"wangosaurus rex!"
by stu in the zoo April 12, 2007
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Wangaboy

Someone who weekendly indulges in grams and grams of cocaine then reminises bout old school times and how he was hard and would knock u out.
"Damn muthafuckas who invited wangaboy guy again??"

WB: "Wangaboy tell a story"
K: " Shit, back off Wangaboy"
by Kenobo December 13, 2008
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wangstrom

The unit for a standard size penis. This differs from generation to generation, much like an evaluation of IQ.
Girl 1: I'm sort of interested in this Ron, but I've heard some pretty tall tales about him. You know...sexual things.

Girl 2: They're all true. I dated him for a few months. He's about two wangstroms downstairs. If you know what I mean.

Girl 1: I'm totally going for him then.
by Hellofaday February 4, 2008
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wangus erectus

erectus an upright man with two legs
wangus; his third.

aka. a green male dinosaur who has spikes along his backbone, badass tattooed on his ass and a huge wang.
male drops his pants.
female stares at wangus erectus.
by sarahmae September 29, 2007
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wing wangs

Holy Zombie Jesus! That thing costs about a million wing wangs!
by Gary Harry January 13, 2005
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wangmasher

n An unpleasant and excessively small toilet or toilet seat obviously created by a child, a woman, a midget or a dwarf (or worse a combination thereof) such that it squashes an average man's junk up against the front of the bowl or squeezes his junk up against the seat resulting in sometimes fleeting, sometimes lasting, sometimes permanent discomfort and/or damage to one's johnson.

adj. "wangmashing" - the quality of being a wangmasher
1. noun Man, that toilet's such a wangmasher that I pissed all over my leg trying to sharpton.

2. adjective I just tried to sharpton in my new apartment but now my manhood has gone numb because of that wangmashing shitter.
by benmeade October 19, 2008
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Wangasaurus

a wang shaped creature varied in length and thickness. Also an adjective decribing someone with similar attributes to a penis or dickfeatures
dude, quit being a wangasaurus.
by andrew webb February 19, 2008
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