Wampersand

A snobby pseudo-intellectual; someone who thinks they have the world figured out, when in reality they just have their head stuck up their ass.

Brad: Is that guy a flat earther?
Chad: Yeah but no, but like yeah, you know, that guy is a total wampersand.

by Grey and Jo get shat on March 29, 2021

wamplerosis

The feeling of extreme persecution that results from the knowledge that somewhere, someone disagrees with you.

Gah! People in Europe have slightly different priorities from me! Danger! Danger!

by Sara April 3, 2005

wamper

A bag of heroin (Southwest Pa.). A stamp bag. It is a variation of stamper.

I'm going down to the commons to pick up a few wampers.

by XnoraBehT January 2, 2005

Wampler

A penis that is first fully erect but then becomes flaccid due to an instant unattraction

Last night, when i was taking her pants off, i had a full-on rager untill i saw her penis. Then i just got a big wampler.

by Timbo Bumaye January 30, 2012

wampter

when that shit (slizz) gapes by more that 6 inches

dude have you seen Melissa's slizz

yeah bro that shit wampting

on JAH out of 5 that shit looks like a carcrash wampter

by Deroman23 February 23, 2022

Judge Wapner

Slang that expresses frustration with an event that reveals an extreme injustice.

Judge Wapner! He cheated on her while she was pregnant!

I studied the wrong chapter for the test. So Judge Wapner.

It's so Judge Wapner that you got away with that.

by fuhrealz November 15, 2010

The Wampler Theory

The Wampler Theory states that of time and evolution, black girls have formed looser pussies to acomidate for bigger dicks

That girls pussy is so lose, The Wampler Theory must run in her family.

by Miria May 12, 2014