Walnut

A walnut is someone who hasn't been cracked open to reality. Someone really innocent or naive.

"That bitch José is such a walnut! He doesn't even know what a lemon party is!"

by Pseudonyms 6969 March 20, 2016

walnut

A nut

I like to eat walnuts

by bill November 20, 2002

walnut

A person who likes to shop or hang out at Wal-Mart a lot.

She is such a walnut.

by Bed time April 1, 2010

Walnuts

Another name for John McCain.

Did you see Walnuts' speech last night? You know, the one about inflation. Did he look dead to you or what?

by Iacopus October 4, 2008

walnut

Someone who is obsessed with walls.

My best friend is a walnut.

by Nospmoht Fets January 29, 2005

Walnut

A term used to describe an ejaculation so powerful it has the velocity to hit the wall

Guy 1: How was last night?
Guy 2: So good bro, Handy Mandy gave me the walnut of a lifetime

by Dizzy54 July 21, 2015

Walnuts

A pair of testicles placed flush against a vertical plane.

I want to ask you one question. If I had some nuts, hanging on the wall, what would I have honey? I said, "Darlin, you'd have some walnuts!"

by deeznuts19903 October 1, 2009