Walljack

The act of two people 'hijacking' a mutual friend's facebook wall by having a conversation there where the the mutual friend doesn't participate.

(Katie and Steph Walljacked Dave's wall:)

Steph: Oh hi Dave!
Katie: Oh hi Steph, it's Katie!
Steph: Hi Katie! Isn't it fun to write on Dave's wall?
Katie: It sure is, did I tell you Dave likes our picture?
Steph: You did, yes -- so funny!
Katie: So I'll see you in a few weeks?
Steph: Yes, great!

by wombatfan September 30, 2009

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wallsocketed

The action of being electrocuted via improper exposure to an electrical wall socket.

While plugging in the salamander, Greg was electrocuted when his hand slipped onto the prong - he was wallsocketed!

by zomgwtfpwnies May 5, 2010

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Walljack

(verb) To hijack someone's Facebook wall, either by repeated postings or by stealing the focus of their post with a comment that is more interesting than the original entry.

Dana really walljacked Katie with that comment about her crazy dream.

by spdcheetah September 22, 2010

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Walsack Wolly Womper

When you Wolly Womp the Walsack. You will need:
*A loud, Caucasian, Spanish-speaking male.
*A local Wal-Mart.
*And some lead-based Chinese toys.

Head over to the Wal-Mart and find the cleaning aisle.
Then proceed to insert the lead-based toys into the Walsack's anal cavity. And then have the Walsack ghost ride the whip in the Wal-Mart Parking lot shouting obscene Mexican phrases. The pain from the lead-based chinese toys stretching and tearing his anus will be incentive enough.

Man 1: Look Mr. Walsack, lead-based Chinese toys.

Man 2: NO! Not the Walsack Wolly Womper!?!?

by Sean139 October 23, 2007

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