wallsack

A gnome like creature, deformed and hideous in nature with the same methane production as a cow, that smokes, chews, and drinks coffee while pumping dudes simulaneously.
Damien Wall, a gay 57 year old male in the Univerisity of Idaho's civil engineering department and officer candidate in the Navy, is a wallsack. And he is also a world renowned dude squid pumper and Indian butterfly master who loves pumping man chowder naked.
by Oliver1234 October 30, 2007
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Wallsack Wolly Wumper

To smack your balls so hard against a wall, you cannot walk, let alone stand for at least a week.
Damn, did the hospital provide a wheelchair?

No, they blamed me for the Wallsack Wolly Wumper!
by ProZak95 July 20, 2011
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