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What a tiring day, shall we just stay home and waloth together?
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Brady Walcott eats like John drinks. I suppose that's why they made him CSO: Chief Sandwich Officer.
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Get the A Waggott mug.A small area located in swindon. It has the lowest crime rate of the town because of all the druggies and crap houses. No one wants to rob it. Usually chavs standing outside shops asking for some one to buy them booze or else seen drinking on street corners. Litter everywhere and looks proper skanky.
by Spazzie April 13, 2008
Get the walcot mug.A wannabe faggot. A waggot is an effeminate straight or bisexual guy who purposely imitates all the gay male stereotypes to try to gain acceptance into the gay subculture.
This is usually the result of being socially rejected by his straight peers because of his effeminate looks or speech - guys would bully him and call him a pussy, and girls would sometimes talk to him but would never date him (even with his sensitive personality and good hygiene). This in affect gives them more in common with goths and emos than with the gay culture.
The ironic twist is that real gay guys rarely give waggots the time of day because even the most effeminate gay men out there consider waggots pansies, so waggots usually end up socially rejected by gays too - and in the end they're forced to find companionship with other waggots and straight girls who think they're funny but would never fuck them for their life.
Symptoms of waggotry:
*Decking out in makeup, women's clothing and tons of accessories - that don't even match and are in horrible taste. Real gay men don't actually cross-dress and unlike waggots they actually have a good fashion sense.
*Excessive use of emoticons and Valley Girl speak during texts and online chat - with no grammar skills whatsoever.
*Talking with an annoying high-pitched nasally voice. And laughing out load or or saying cute things like "totally!" or "fabulous!" seemingly at random during conversations.
*Asking people on online forums for advice on what color short shorts would look best on you - and what color thong briefs you should wear with your short shorts.
*Calling anyone a homophobe who points out that you're a waggot or just a pansy ass loser in general.
This is usually the result of being socially rejected by his straight peers because of his effeminate looks or speech - guys would bully him and call him a pussy, and girls would sometimes talk to him but would never date him (even with his sensitive personality and good hygiene). This in affect gives them more in common with goths and emos than with the gay culture.
The ironic twist is that real gay guys rarely give waggots the time of day because even the most effeminate gay men out there consider waggots pansies, so waggots usually end up socially rejected by gays too - and in the end they're forced to find companionship with other waggots and straight girls who think they're funny but would never fuck them for their life.
Symptoms of waggotry:
*Decking out in makeup, women's clothing and tons of accessories - that don't even match and are in horrible taste. Real gay men don't actually cross-dress and unlike waggots they actually have a good fashion sense.
*Excessive use of emoticons and Valley Girl speak during texts and online chat - with no grammar skills whatsoever.
*Talking with an annoying high-pitched nasally voice. And laughing out load or or saying cute things like "totally!" or "fabulous!" seemingly at random during conversations.
*Asking people on online forums for advice on what color short shorts would look best on you - and what color thong briefs you should wear with your short shorts.
*Calling anyone a homophobe who points out that you're a waggot or just a pansy ass loser in general.
Brandon:
My class is having a car wash to raise money for our
spring break trip, and they thought it would be funny if i wore short shorts XD you think I should do it? XDXD
Tom:
Uh whatever dude that sounds kind of gay but sure go for it if you want. I don't care. lol
Brandon:
Awesome XDXD Black Or White shorts? What about black and pink shorts? maybe black shorts with pink lettering on the ass that says "Golddiggah" in glitter XD
God where would i find these shorts??!?!?!
and btw im wondering if i should trim my legs XD
Eric:
Dude shove it you stupid waggot. I can tell you aren't even gay if you actually think that gay guys talk like that. You're more like just a straight-up attention whore. So stfu you annoying little bitch!
My class is having a car wash to raise money for our
spring break trip, and they thought it would be funny if i wore short shorts XD you think I should do it? XDXD
Tom:
Uh whatever dude that sounds kind of gay but sure go for it if you want. I don't care. lol
Brandon:
Awesome XDXD Black Or White shorts? What about black and pink shorts? maybe black shorts with pink lettering on the ass that says "Golddiggah" in glitter XD
God where would i find these shorts??!?!?!
and btw im wondering if i should trim my legs XD
Eric:
Dude shove it you stupid waggot. I can tell you aren't even gay if you actually think that gay guys talk like that. You're more like just a straight-up attention whore. So stfu you annoying little bitch!
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