walgot

A person who is slow-witted, stupid, often uncivilised and generally not containing a lot of culture or dignity. Walgot's are often blissfully ignorant. A prime example is a typical dumb blonde or perhaps even the Australian bogan.

"Betty applies liquid paper to her computer screen in an attempt to correct her typing mistakes. Betty is a walgot."

by Brendo August 30, 2005

Jennifer Walcott

A Playboy Playmate who is so fucking hot i can look at her forever.

have you seen Jennifer Walcott? Shes SOOO HOT!

by Easy-E June 11, 2006

Walgoose

A bicycle sold by Wal*Mart under the brand name Mongoose.

My walgoose bicycle is junk. My walgoose bicycle broke. My walgoose bicycle was very low cost.

by paulosaurus April 23, 2013

wagott

someone really annoying. you can call them a freaking wagott when they make you mad

“shut up you freakin wagott”

by tellme August 14, 2023

Faggot Waggot

When the word "faggot" is not sufficient for the level of offense for the word intended. Meaning, the word "waggot" is needed.

Bob: Where did you go last night?
Bill: I left to go get some food.
Bob: You faggot waggot!

by LosDKing July 2, 2011

Walcott

(noun) - Someone who starts something with a great deal of promise, only to finish it poorly.

(verb) - The act of starting with promise, only to finish poorly.

Theo Walcott is an English footballer who makes a habit of beginning with promise, whether on the pitch in a single game, or in his career in general, only to finish disappointingly.

Arsenal walcotted out of Europe this season.

Theo himself was a Walcott at the 2006 World Cup.

by C.A.Joak June 21, 2012

Walgoth

n. Goth kid that goes to hang out with other goth kids at a Walmart. Either due to convenience or due to the fact that Hot Topic closes at 9pm

Person 1: Did you see those walgoths?

Person 2: Yeah, they were playing around in the toy section and pretending to have stimulating intellectual conversations on the merit of The Birthday Massacre.

by Counting on Cocaine October 18, 2009