"You don't have any whales? your sign says Whale World. . ."

-This is Mexico, that says Wahale World. . .a Wahale is kinda like a chalupa, it has whale in it

Wahale by Mike Epic July 8, 2009

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i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a [loli] is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

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What's fappaning

A mildly mocking question indicating you believe someone is masturbating.

Hey bro, what's fappaning in the toilet? Hahaha!

What's fappaning by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

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what the honk

A phrase YouTubers Sapnap and Karl say. For reference, this is a replacement to “what the heck” and other variants.

Person 1: *Pushes person 2 in the hallway*
Person 2: “What the honk?”

what the honk by JuneApril September 25, 2020

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It matters not, what you've done, but what you do with what you've done... for others

A quote from Noah Centineo at the People’s Choice Awards 2019. No one quite understands what he meant, and it has become a joke.

“It matters not, what you've done, but what you do with what you've done... for others“-Noah Centineo 2019

It matters not, what you've done, but what you do with what you've done... for others by nopebye November 13, 2019

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