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Wafflestomp 

The act of curb stomping someone (someone considered a piece of shit) over a storm drain
“Yo dude, I heard Timmy got jumped! I heard they have him a Wafflestomp
Wafflestomp by Goober23891 July 3, 2025

Wafflestomp queef 

The squelch or queef noise one hears when attempting to stomp a stubborn shower turd down the drain.
It’s 2020 mate, I’ve ran out of dunny roll and Aldi catalogs are slicing my arse open! looks like it’s Time for the o’l tub turd or the waffle-stomp! My wafflestomp QUEEFED brah!

Cleveland Wafflestomp 

To give one a cleaveland steamer and proceed to stomp on it.
"Nothing is worse than cleaning up after a cleveland wafflestomp
Cleveland Wafflestomp by ( * ) August 1, 2017

National WaffleStomp Day 

The day in which all wafflestompers are celebrated without prejudice
You hear Shannon is celebrating national wafflestomp day

What’s that?
It’s for all those who poo in the shower then stomp it down the drain, you know a wafflestomp
National WaffleStomp Day by T Flegs February 28, 2024

waffle stomp 

to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot
In a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped.
waffle stomp by Leia Nelson May 21, 2005

waffle stomp 

When you take a shit in the shower, and stomp it down the drain with your foot.
If I get drunk enough tonight, I'm gonna use it as an excuse to waffle stomp my ex's shower. Fuck her house party!
waffle stomp by Smooth Buns 69 January 15, 2014