Waddles

A round girl. Often masturbates with a vibrating razor. Sucks guys off frequently, but does not let them cum.

Has sex with a manager and co-worker at the same time. Sells drugs, most commonly prescription.

Has trouble adjusting to college 15 minutes down the road.

"Wow look at Waddles. She sure has grown exponentially."

Girl: Hey! Wanna buy some adohral?
Boy: No Waddles. Go away.

Fucking waddles. What a cunt. Huge.

by People Who Hate Waddles December 22, 2010

Waddle

Noun. Refers to a collection of three or more overweight lesbians grouped together, at least one of which must be a bull.

I would have been here sooner but the entire sidewalk was blocked by a six lesbian Waddle !

by Rantguy May 3, 2011

waddles

Uber Huge Black Guy

Damn, that guy is mostdef a Waddles.

by Rudd00 January 10, 2009

Waddles

-noun
1. Any person or persons who take it up the butt every night. (Usually they waddle when they walk)

ex.
"I heard Zach likes to take it up the butt.
Hahaha waddles"

by Annonymous123241234 June 1, 2011

waddle waddle bird

a waddle waddle bird is a cute bird that waddles, often remembered as lived in Antartica, extremely adorable little fellas that waddle on ice or land but is really quick at swimming

Did you see that waddle waddle bird in the aquarium? IT WAS SO CUTE!

by rosevcbes January 28, 2023

Waddle

to really ass-beat someone, like a huge spanking that really seems non-ending.

Boy, did Mom waddle little Jimmy!

by Devon Mintuck September 7, 2006

double genius waddle waddle

A term to describe a penguin like creature that exhibits intelligent behavior. Often a derogatory term used when a docile person is able to produce a thought that is actually intelligent.

Oscar is such a double genius waddle waddle, he finally came up with a smart idea.

by suprememe egg February 15, 2018