Vump

The 'nick-name' of the toilets used in Star Trek. They earned the name due to the sound made when the turd hit the vaporizing force-field.

Cap'n: "Ensign, why is number two still in the lavatory?"

Ensign: "Primary and secondary systems are down captain!"

Cap'n: "Re-route the heisenberg compensator through the ventral port of the secondary node at junction zero-three. If we can't vump it out we'll beam it!

by Spaghett! September 30, 2009

vumpkin

The act of fingering a girl while she's vomiting.

I don't think Sally wanted me to give her that vumpkin, but she didn't have much of a choice, being as how she was uncontrollably vomiting.

by King David II November 22, 2004

vumpal

sex position used before or after breakfast

Hey after breakfast can we vumpal ?

by vumpal March 19, 2021

Vumpler

A word you can use anywhere.

A seller of vumps.

Get that vumpler out of here! He's trying to sell vumps!

Mothervumpler

Shawshank Revumpler

by Ryan April 29, 2003

VUMA

Escort slang: Vibrator Up My Ass.

There I was: Lying on my stomach, getting a nice FBSM, when all of a sudden I get VUMA.

by argos17 November 6, 2007

Vumps

Vagina Bumps, Genital Herpes

Bradley Allen Cashion has Vumps.

by Mcrider September 30, 2006

Vumpler

When a person pops an ass pimple into another person's eye.

While Justin was sleeping I opened up his eye and gave him an awesome vumpler.

by Eric April 7, 2005