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jason voorhees

The hockey mask wearing, machete wielding killer in the Friday the 13th movies.

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A little bit of history:

It was thought that Jason Voorhees had drowned in Crystal Lake when he was 11 years old, because the coucelers weren't paying attention.

A year after that on Friday the 13th two councilers were murdered
The camp got closed but was reopened after a couple of years (On a Friday the 13th)
The killings started again and it was soon clear that Jason's mother, Pamela Voorhees, was the murderer.
She took revenge on the coucilers because they didn't pay attention to her child.

The only survivor, Alice, decapitated Pamela.
Jason saw his mother being decapitated and took revenge on everyone who came back to Camp Crystal Lake, he even went down to Manhatten once and he also went into outer space.

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Jason first appeared in the end of Friday the 13th as a deformed half rotting kid that jumped out of the water, this was actually a dream of Alice.
Then he appeared with a brown sack on his head and after that with the hocky mask wich is now pretty much his trademark.

Jason never really runs, but strangely he always manages to keep up with his victims and always manages to get to the hidingplace of the teens before the teens themselves.
The teens always appear to be very stupid in the movies (besides some eceptions)

Stupid teenager examples:
1. The woods are scary, let's go in!
2. All our friends have mysteriously dissapeared, let's have sex!

Oh yeah and Jason never dies, he just keeps coming back and because of that the movie people keep making sequels.

Jason was also resurrected by Freddy Krueger to scare the kids on Elm Street so they would believe in Freddy again.
But Jason just couldn't stop killing the teens on Elm Street, because of this Freddy got mad and decided to take care of Jason himself and thus started the showdown between two great slasher icons.

FUNNY FACT: Whenever people start to have sex in the movies, Jason starts killing.
And never ever have sex in Jason's movies, seriously he fucking hates that! And you wil just start another killing spree because you couldn't control your hormones.
by dbdragon July 25, 2008
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Voodoo Doughnuts

One of the things Portland, Oregon is known for. They are located at 22 SW 3rd Avenue("just south of the Burnside Bridge") and at 1501 NE Davis Street. Two of their most known doughnuts are the Bacon Maple and the Cock-n-balls. A few others are the Portland Creme, the Dirty Old Bastard, and the Voodoo Doughnut.
Commonly referred to as simply "Voodoo"
If, at a concert, a band is not actually from Portland, they will likely say something about Voodoo(as in the example).
Their slogan is "The magic is in the hole".
Random fact: at the 1501 NE Davis Street location, on top of the doughnut display case, there is a copy of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"
Jack Barakat: I had the Cock-n-balls doughnut at Voodoo! It was awesome!

Oregonian: Have you been to Voodoo Doughnuts?
Washingtonian: No, sounds lame.
Oregonian: ... We're going to Voodoo... NOW
by PtownIsAwesome-NothingPersonal January 18, 2011
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Voodoo Herps

1.Noun: Voodoo Herps
Basically a Herps* that's trying to do witchcraft, voodoo, brujeria, ect.

*Noun: Herps
An insane female with herpes and is obsessed with an ex. Usually under the influence of drugs and alcohol. Also does witchcraft on friends without their knowledge. Avoid a herps at all costs. Will most likely be found in goth clubs.

2.Noun: Voodoo Herps
Something you put all blame on when something unfortunate happen.
Examples:

1.Noun:

Looks like voodoo herps is doing her brujeria on her friends again.

2.Noun:

*Spills drink on table*
Fucking voodoo herps!
by Skull5 April 16, 2019
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Rotty Voortman

An aged queef containing both period blood and yeasty discharge expelled onto an unsuspecting victims face.
"I went down on my girl and all she greeted me with was a rotty voortman."
by Barren Von Voortman October 20, 2009
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jason voorhees

The hockey mask wearing, machete wielding killer in the Friday the 13th movies (Not the first one).

He drowned at Camp Crystal Lake, then his mommy took revenge on the camp councilers, then his mother got killed and now he revenges his mother by killing everyone that comes to Camp Crystal Lake also known as Camp Blood.

He has appeared in 11 movies by now because even if he gets killed he just keeps coming back.
That guy just can't be stopped he's like Jason Voorhees!
by dbdragon September 14, 2005
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jason voorhees

The killer in the horror movies "Friday the 13th". He mostly uses a machete, wears a hockey mask, is very big and strong, and doesn't talk. Faced off against "A Nightmare on Elm Street" killer Freddy Krueger.
You cannot escape Jason no matter how fast you run
by Mister Happyface May 13, 2005
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Voodoo Tiki Tequila

Voodoo Tiki Tequila. An Ultra-Premium, 100% Blue Agave Tequila. Hand-blown, hand signed and numbered bottles. Created in 2000, but not sold in US until August 2006.
Voodoo Tiki Tequila has been seen on several TV shows including: "Two and a Half Men," "How I Met Your Mother," and "Girlfriends"
by TequilaLover January 5, 2009
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