Bedside Volcano

A growing yet indecipherable mound, composed of unmatched socks, sweaters, underwear, pillows, books, catalogs, unopened mail, empty bottles, reading glasses, chargers, clean and dirty towels, exercise paraphernalia, countless and nameless other things, many forgotten yet long-sought, the entirety overtaking the room, cascading, poised to erupt.

"Have you seen my phone?"
"Have you checked the bedside volcano?"
"Which one??"
"Good question."

by Monkey's Dad February 25, 2023

Valconphrina

Original Species created by Solkkamal. The species has an intricate hierarchy. Join her discord server to find out more.

Wow, Valconphrinas have really soft neck floof. Great for cuddles.

by bighotmeNn December 6, 2020

Volvonium

The material which Volvos are made of. It's one of the strongest known materials on earth.

An 18 wheeler swerved on the wrong side of the highway, causing a head on collision with a Volvo. The driver of the 18 wheeler died, but the people inside the Volvo were safe because of their Volvonium shield.

by David_Davidson October 24, 2008

Southern Volcano

Eruptive bowel movement, to such a degree that it mimics a volcano exploding, but downward.

Dude, I just ate three ex-lax brownies, and I feel a Southern Volcano coming in my near future.

by Tyson the Bastard May 2, 2006

Testicular Volcano

When one gets hit in the balls, and ejaculates uncontrollably

Dipshit: Yo dawg, I heard your girlfriend hit you in the balls yesterday.
Herp Nugget: Yeah, I had a testicular volcano for 7 hours...
Dipshit: Holy shit man, can you hook me up with one of those?

by Derp McMuff March 21, 2015

Volcanic Eruption

When a guy's blows a massive wad of cum from his penis

As Kiersten was sucking Chads balls A Volcanic Eruption occurred atop of her head ran down her back and into her butt crack!

by SlopNChop November 30, 2016

Volcanic Diarrhea

The combination of explosive diarrhea and bloody diarrhea, and an incredible hot feeling. Given the name Volcanic Diarrhea because when the blood and shit are mixed together it makes for a magma/lava looking substance. Also because the poop is so hot, that it feels like lava is shooting out of your anus. It normally results in heavy crying due to the pain in your rectum, and ends with a long shower.

Some severe cases also contain you calling your loved ones and telling them you might not make it.

Person 1: Hey why did you miss my wedding? You were supposed to be my best man!
Person 2: I had volcanic diarrhea for 6 hours.
Person 1: Oh my god I'm sorry, is there anything I can do to help?
Person 2: Yes, if I ever suggest having Taco Bell again, beat me within an inch of my life.
Person 1: Will do.

by JuggaLotus12 August 14, 2010