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spitting vicar

euphemisim for penis.
Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".
by jotthedot April 10, 2008
mugGet the spitting vicarmug.

throttle the vicar

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.
“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching some old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”
by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018
mugGet the throttle the vicarmug.

vicars trousers

Lesbisch women sometimes falls over these due to the high levels of starch in present day society.
The Lesbisch tripped over my vicars trousers and went forth to Camalot
by Ultrastrongbiscuits March 20, 2007
mugGet the vicars trousersmug.

Trendy Vicar

Someone who tries far too hard to fit in. They honestly believe that they are the height of cool, being both a trendsetter and a well loved member of a group. In reality they are the focus of many jokes and most probably prematurely balding.
Generally dressed by their mothers.
Oh no, Wiff has invited himself along again, he is such a trendy vicar.
by Soap Dropper October 9, 2007
mugGet the Trendy Vicarmug.

vicars grip

When you hold a woman in a vice like grip bent over with one hand on her back and one holding her stomach, like how a vicar would hold an altar boy
I had that bitch in the vicars grip. There was no way she was escaping
by Tony Oz May 16, 2007
mugGet the vicars gripmug.

tax the vicar

tax the vicar thats bad
by steevy price price price March 22, 2003
mugGet the tax the vicarmug.

throttle the vicar

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.
“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching some old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”
by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018
mugGet the throttle the vicarmug.

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