metrosexual

When a blind person thinks you're straight, and a deaf person thinks you're gay.

My grandma told me I look gay, but my sister told her I'm just metrosexual.

by a humble sage January 7, 2010

petrosexual

A term used to describe a person who is obsessed with cars.

A person who spends every spare time with their car. E.g. John washes his car every day. John may be petrosexual

by bp_me November 14, 2005

Metrosexual

A straight man that WAIT FOR IT.........can shop for himself and is concerned about how he looks.

Redneck dude: what are you, a fuckin queer?

Metrosexual guy: Just because I look better than you doesn't mean you have to be an ass.

Redneck dude: *glares and walks away*

Actual gay guy: mmmm well aren't we manly standing up for ourselves. *tries to make a move*

Metro guy: sorry dude I'm not gay.

Gay guy: wow you had me fooled!

Metro guy: that is an amazing jacket!

by thunder156 April 8, 2009

Retrosexual

Retrosexual is the love of the traditional life style and fashion of the 1940's to the 1960's. Retrosexuals often wear fedoras, suits, and listen to swing music.

Ana: Will just bought 5 Benny Goodman cd's and bought a fedora hat!
Steve: Good for him. Maybe he's going retrosexual.

by RetroGuy June 24, 2010

Setrosexual

Coined by Simon Sheena in November 06'
Being inbetween a hetrosexual and metrosexual. A man that looks after himself but not to the extent of being classified as a metrosexual. It can be considered a lighter form of metrosexuality. Note: A setrosexual does not mean a closet homosexual. A setrosexual has only interests in himself and women. A man who attempts to look his best at all times, one that takes pride in his apperance.

Girl 1 - "Wow, this guy is so cute but he does focus on himself alot, do you think he's...?"
Girl 2 - "no way, he can't be, his interests are purely in women or himself"
Girl 1 - "yeh, he must be Setrosexual then"

by Simon Sheena November 11, 2008

Metrosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to public transportation

Guy 1: Damn, that bullet train is sexy!
Guy 2: Gross, you're a metrosexual!
Guy 1: I can't help it! I was born this way!
Guy 2: Shut up, everyone knows metrosexuality is a choice.

by Escobar Crews June 2, 2015

Metrosexual Hipster

Dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.

"Ian Hecox is gay because he is a metrosexual hipster"

by NationalPokedex December 25, 2012