Vertically Challenged

1) Someone who is short

2) Me

I am vertically challenged

by Anomnomnomynous September 7, 2010

vertical hunger

Better than horizontal hunger

VERTICAL HUNGER IS FOR SWOOD GROMMETS ONLY!

by SuperLion144 June 6, 2017

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile

a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy

E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...

by Jim June 16, 2004

Vertical Tuck

The vertical tuck is employed when a male, in possession of a boner, reorganizes his junk such that it is "tucked" up under his waistband in a vertical manner (sometimes causing the boner to stick out of the male's pants). The vertical tuck ensures that boners are undetected by onlookers. It is especially useful when, while possessing a boner, the male needs to perform non-sexual tasks, like doing a math problem at the blackboard.

Dude: Man, after looking looking at that chick's thong in front of me in class I had a real hard-on. I was horrified when Mr. Depetrio called on me to derive the quadratic formula on the board.
Dude 2: What'd you do?
Dude: I shoved my dick up under my waistband so no one would see.
Dude 2: Ah, saved by the vertical tuck.

by G$ and S-T-U January 8, 2005

Vertical Bacon Shoot

A vagina most likely resembling a smelly, overworked, gross, slutty, gaping tunnel

Dude I totally got into her vertical bacon shoot last night!

by ariesisapussy June 15, 2011

Ultimate Vertical Emu

1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly vertical rollercoaster in Indiana, USA.

2. (noun) Any particularly vertical rollercoaster.

The line to ride Lincoln Logs from Hell is too long, so let's find Ultimate Vertical Emu.

by Trogdor August 9, 2004

Eat tortilla chip vertically

p a i n

eat tortilla chip vertically and suffer

by help this is not a joke dying January 14, 2021