by Veneers.boyfriend November 30, 2023
Get the velvet and veneer mug.A "Veneer Smile" refers to an insincere or fake smile employed to convey sympathy that is meaningfully absent in their actions.
This phenomenon is commonly observed in individuals within the media, including celebrities and politicians, who often wear a façade of congeniality.
The term originates from the veneers celebrities have to give them their bright white smiles, as they, both literally and metaphorically, may use this smile to navigate social interactions without genuine emotional connection.
This phenomenon is commonly observed in individuals within the media, including celebrities and politicians, who often wear a façade of congeniality.
The term originates from the veneers celebrities have to give them their bright white smiles, as they, both literally and metaphorically, may use this smile to navigate social interactions without genuine emotional connection.
"They walk around with their veneer smiles acting like they care about the issues that matter", "That smile was all veneers and no substance"
by Koala Ti December 16, 2023
Get the Veneer Smile mug.The idealized representation of one's life, as represented on Instagram, that one wishes others to believe is true. Often supported by exaggerated accounts of social exploits, and generally accompanied by deliberately posed photographs, one's Instagram Veneer often masks a depressingly banal existence.
I got a peek behind Clarinda's Insta-Veneer yesterday. I don't know who the guy or the kids in her pictures are, because there was no trace of them in her tiny apartment on skid row.
by anonymous May 30, 2022
Get the Insta-Veneer mug.The socially respectable and seemingly profitable job or career that a wealthy person claims to have to hide the fact that they don't really work or make money and instead coast off their savings, inheritance, or other handouts.
For example someone might claim to be a 'designer' though no one buys anything they make and they live off their parents, or someone might say they're an 'investor' but they don't invest any money or do anything to make profit.
Such claimed careers and jobs give status and recognition to someone who would otherwise be classified as unemployed or idle.
For example someone might claim to be a 'designer' though no one buys anything they make and they live off their parents, or someone might say they're an 'investor' but they don't invest any money or do anything to make profit.
Such claimed careers and jobs give status and recognition to someone who would otherwise be classified as unemployed or idle.
He claims he's an investor but that's just his veneer career, he just comes from a rich family and spends his parents money but doesn't do anything otherwise. His sister's veneer clothing is a handbag line she puts out which has 2 customers: her parents.
by Human Peacocking December 12, 2024
Get the Veneer Career mug.Veneer Criminal: A modern twist on the classic career criminal, the veneer criminal is often a high-level UK drug dealer known for dental veneers, or 'turkey teeth.' They flaunt a flashy lifestyle, with designer brands like Gucci, Rolex watches, and flashy cars. Their partners are often bright orange from tanning, have bold gaffer tape eyebrows, and have had bad cosmetic enhancements like boob jobs and duck lips. They love to flex their wealth on social media, despite having no legitimate income, making them an easy target for the police. In fact, the police don’t even need to leave the station; they can simply browse social media and catch them flaunting their wealth. They spend most of their time vacationing in Dubai and decades in UK prison.
Lee: Frank, guess who I bumped into the other day? Tommy from school bruv!
Frank: Oh yeah? What’s he up to now?
Lee: He’s got them Turkey teeth now and a sick German whip and a hot orange bird now.
Frank, how can he afford all that bruv?.
Lee: I think he's a veneer criminal now, Bruv.
Frank: LOL.
Frank: Oh yeah? What’s he up to now?
Lee: He’s got them Turkey teeth now and a sick German whip and a hot orange bird now.
Frank, how can he afford all that bruv?.
Lee: I think he's a veneer criminal now, Bruv.
Frank: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese November 28, 2025
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A new trend dental scam, mainly abroad in places like Turkey, you could get scammed out of your money entirely, paying for services that don’t even exist, sometimes from non-existent online dentists. Often, they’ll grind down perfectly good teeth, leaving you with a cartoonish, exaggerated smile. Then, you have to return to the UK to fix the damage, which can cost tens of thousands of pounds. It’s basically the dental equivalent of having wool pulled over your eyes, leaving you with a mouthful of regret and a hefty bill to fix it back home.
A new trend dental scam, mainly abroad in places like Turkey, you could get scammed out of your money entirely, paying for services that don’t even exist, sometimes from non-existent online dentists. Often, they’ll grind down perfectly good teeth, leaving you with a cartoonish, exaggerated smile. Then, you have to return to the UK to fix the damage, which can cost tens of thousands of pounds. It’s basically the dental equivalent of having wool pulled over your eyes, leaving you with a mouthful of regret and a hefty bill to fix it back home.
Lee: Frank, have you seen Lewis's teeth? They’re well white, well nice! Bruv.
Frank: Don't be a muppet bruv! They look terrible, he looks like Bugs Bunny! LOL it's not hard to get the veneers pulled Under your ears these days bruv. LOL probably got well scammed out in Turkey bruv. LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: Don't be a muppet bruv! They look terrible, he looks like Bugs Bunny! LOL it's not hard to get the veneers pulled Under your ears these days bruv. LOL probably got well scammed out in Turkey bruv. LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 22, 2025
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