A thin layer (veneer) of shit stuck to your penis after doing anal sex. Sometimes visible sometimes not. Sometimes odourless and sometimes not.
I fucked this hot girl in the ass last night. On the ride home I could defined tell she left a thin veneer on my dick
by anonymous July 29, 2024
Get the Thin Veneermug. The socially respectable and seemingly profitable job or career that a wealthy person claims to have to hide the fact that they don't really work or make money and instead coast off their savings, inheritance, or other handouts.
For example someone might claim to be a 'designer' though no one buys anything they make and they live off their parents, or someone might say they're an 'investor' but they don't invest any money or do anything to make profit.
Such claimed careers and jobs give status and recognition to someone who would otherwise be classified as unemployed or idle.
For example someone might claim to be a 'designer' though no one buys anything they make and they live off their parents, or someone might say they're an 'investor' but they don't invest any money or do anything to make profit.
Such claimed careers and jobs give status and recognition to someone who would otherwise be classified as unemployed or idle.
He claims he's an investor but that's just his veneer career, he just comes from a rich family and spends his parents money but doesn't do anything otherwise. His sister's veneer clothing is a handbag line she puts out which has 2 customers: her parents.
by Human Peacocking December 12, 2024
Get the Veneer Careermug. A scam artist that pretends to be "certified" to apply veneers to people's teeth. They are illegal and aren't licensed in anything and often do irreversible damage to people's dental health. They also like to scam people by selling them fraudulent "certifications" and intentionally mislead their victims into thinking they can also apply veneers to people's teeth after only 2 days training.
Did you hear what happened to Trish? She got scammed by one of those fake veneer techs and now she has to get part her jaw removed due to a massive infection
by coolman222 May 20, 2024
Get the veneer techmug. Galvanized Square Steel And Eco Friendly Wood Veneers is a TikTok meme that originates from 'Home Design' videos which commonly feature Little John, his Wife, their accidental 1 billion children, his Aunt, and his pet cat (a tiger)
Little John's Aunt was horrified when she saw him buying more Galvanized Square Steel And Eco Friendly Wood Veneers, she knew he was going to ask to borrow more expansion screws from her later.
by jananajorange May 27, 2024
Get the Galvanized Square Steel And Eco Friendly Wood Veneersmug. The idealized representation of one's life, as represented on Instagram, that one wishes others to believe is true. Often supported by exaggerated accounts of social exploits, and generally accompanied by deliberately posed photographs, one's Instagram Veneer often masks a depressingly banal existence.
I got a peek behind Clarinda's Insta-Veneer yesterday. I don't know who the guy or the kids in her pictures are, because there was no trace of them in her tiny apartment on skid row.
by anonymous May 30, 2022
Get the Insta-Veneermug. by Veneers.boyfriend November 30, 2023
Get the velvet and veneermug. I had to transfer from the finishing department to the structural-wood-fabricating room at the furniture-factory because I was coming down with veneereal disease.
by QuacksO June 17, 2018
Get the veneereal diseasemug.