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red velvet

SPECTACULAR korean all-girl band who's members hairs are more colorful, happening, and bright than my future. they're an audiovisual feast, swimming through a kaleidoscope of neon chopped fruit and psychedelic bursts of fluorescent pop art. their music alone is like aurally candy sampling the smorgasbord of treats at your local fresh market. ultimately, they're a rich and lush audiovisual melee of bubblegum pop and hip hop and i think they think i'm lesbian. i'm not really lesbian. that's erroneous.
mysteriously, red velvet songs tend to frequently come out on the 19th day of the month.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019
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Velvet Slipper

A bodily cavity that feels like velvet, and is very slippery. Typically a punani, but occasionally something even more slippery.
I put my tongue inside Ashalea's Velvet Slipper and she kissed her bad mood goodbye. Thank god, she was acting like a total bitch.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019
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Velvet Rim

Rubbing the erect penis vigorously between her moist pussy lips to achieve orgasm. No penetration is performed. Usually results in a massive busted nut on her mons and lower abdomen.
I did the velvet rim on Rachel last night. I busted in like a minute all over her mons.
by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
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Velvet Merlin

A girl jerks you off while you wear a blanket as a wizard robe. She must use both hands as if grasping a hilt of a sword, pulling it from the stone. As you ejaculate, she points your dick at your own chin, giving you a drippy white beard.
I went to kiss my kids good night and forgot my wife gave me a Velvet Merlin.
by electrical discharge April 22, 2014
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Heinskitz Velvet

In Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, when examining the tank, Heinskitz Velvet was the name that Ace made up when talking to the reporters.
Heinskitz Velvet, trainer of dolphins.
by Makecheeze June 10, 2009
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velvetiscake

the best streamer. extremely funny. likes teeth.
Did you watch velvetiscake's stream last night?
by flyingfishh_ January 30, 2021
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Red Velvet

5 members who does NOT have a bad song. Not one okay, and also. Stream Zimzalabim their new M/V. They debuted on August 1, 2014 with Happiness.
Red Velvet can push me off a cliff and I'd be thankful.
by ;gguk June 19, 2019
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