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Velociraptor

Person #1: I love velociraptors.

Person #2: I don't love velociraptors.

Person #1: Well everyone else does, so fuck you.
by Bucketheadfan94 December 31, 2008
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velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors

A velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.
holy f***ing s*** its a velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors!
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Velociraptors are commonly found on tropical islands converted to millionaire amusement parks, but are commonly being sighted in the Pacific Northwest.

Velociraptors hunt in packs, and are known to form an equilateral triangle around their prey.

Velociraptors can accelerate 4 m/s with a top speed of 25 m/s on open terrian, 10 m/s while wounded, and 10 m/s in indoor laboratories.

Velociraptors can open doors, but are slowed by them. They can open an initial door in approximately 5 minutes, and will take half that time for each subsequent door.

Velociraptors do no know fear.
Velociraptors are really fucking scary
by NHW March 26, 2009
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Veloliraptor

A dinosaur that is funny.
Q: Hey, what is funny and scary at the same time?
A: A veloliraptor, duh.
by Lemony69 January 22, 2010
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Velocirapture

The long-prophesied Second Coming of Raptor Jesus.
Repent, sinners and slow-moving herbivores, for the Velocirapture is upon you
by bravesirrobert November 7, 2007
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velocirapetor

a fleet-footed, sex obsessed carnivore who doesn't know fear.
dude, i think i see a velocirapetor hiding in those bushes.
by Alzabo November 22, 2013
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velociraptor

A genus of mongolian dromaeosaurid living about 80 million years ago during the late Cretaceous. It was a small and nimble creature about 6 feet long, bird-like in structure, with a narrow, flattened head and an enlarged "killing claw" on the second toe. The arms ended in three-fingered hands with flexible wrists that could be "folded" like those of a bird.

They were probably quite social as well, and there is also evidence to support that they were nasty to each other as well as their prey. An overwhelming piece of evidence suggests that Velociraptor preyed on the ceratopside Protoceratops, as one specimen was found gripping the head frill of the latter with it's foot claw in the creature's belly. The Protoceratops, in turn, was apparently biting the Velociraptor's arm with it's horny beak and ramming it's bony head into the raptor's chest. What calamity claimed the lives of both creatures is unknown.

Velociraptor, of course, was popularized by the Jurassic Park films and portrayed inaccurately. The so-called raptors in the films are much too big (Deinonychus-sized), would almost certainly have had feathers, and were not as fast as cheetahs or as smart as monkeys. Instead, raptors may have been about as smart as birds of prey.

Other Dromaeosaurid genera include Deinonychus, Dromaeosaurus, Utahraptor, Adasaurus, Variraptor, Megaraptor, Saurornitholestes, Sinornithosaurus, Bambiraptor, and Rhahonavis.
Velociraptor was one mean little SOB who could dish it out, but not take it.
by Killing Kittens June 9, 2004
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