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Valente’d

Bent over a barrel and pegged by a giant wooden club
You got Valente’d!!!

Pronounced val-ent-tayed
by Dubs Dix February 27, 2019
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Phil Valente

another word for stoner, bitch, whose too lazy to get a job.
Do you know Phil Valente, he's the guy with three flat tires.
by Sam January 20, 2005
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valente

my last name is valente, i am the valuable one!
by frank valente September 5, 2006
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velentzas

Vel⋅entz⋅as vuhl-ehntz-uhs
–noun
An individual of Greek origin who's roots can be traced back -with pinpoint accuracy-to Aristotle. A velentzas can be expected to naturally possess, from the time of birth, an aptitude for bridge engineering, irrigation planing, and debate.

-verb, velentzas, velentzas⋅ing (used with objects)
to expend ones inate velentzasness on matters of higher importance and ultimate consequence.
Michael valentzased his way through mind-crunching questions of nuclear physics and geosensing; a true velentzas of his time.
by Ulrich Schwertzkopf February 11, 2009
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valenteen

A girl with a very unique name that very few girls have. She is very pretty, and has a lot of guys after her. Jesslyn's are usually very loud and outgoing, and have tons of friends. Almost everytime you'd see a Jesslyn, she would always have a smile on her face and always laughing, which is why a lot of people adore them. Jesslyn's aren't always the smartest people around, but sometimes thats just whats makes them soo funny!
wow, look at valenteen.
by tinaxo November 21, 2017
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Deo Volente

Deo Volente, or DV for short, is Latin for 'God willing'. It is used when saying something is going to happen in the (distant) future in a certain way, except if circumstances will cause it to happen differently. The phrase is often found in invitation cards.

The use of this phrase is derived from this passage in the Bible:

James 4:13-15

13 Go to now, ye that say, To day or to morrow we will go into such a city, and continue there a year, and buy and sell, and get gain: 14 Whereas ye know not what shall be on the morrow. For what is your life? It is even a vapour, that appeareth for a little time, and then vanisheth away. 15 For that ye ought to say, If the Lord will, we shall live, and do this, or that.
Our wedding will take place at the 20th of May, Deo Volente.
by T-Mo-T May 19, 2017
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Sophia Valente

The hottest girl you will ever meet
Guy 1: who’s that babe?
Guy 2: That’s Sophia Valente you don’t have a chance
by Soph valenti February 10, 2019
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