Vegemite

A sandwich spread made from tractor grease that tastes so foul, only Australians are tough enough to eat it.

Pass the Vegemite Bazzer, I ran out of grease for my tractor.

by Luke B February 24, 2013

Vegemite

BUTT paste of the Australian gods

Put some vegemite on your toast

by Rachy July 11, 2016

Vegemite

Delicious Australian spread, made from used brewer's yeast. Non-Australians tend to give descriptions of it similar to 'tastes like a mixture of salt and battery acid'. This is because they are wimps, and need to drink more beer, eat more pies, and of course, eat more Vegemite.

We're happy little Vegemites, as bright as bright can be,
We all enjoy our Vegemite for breakfast, lunch and tea,
Our mummies say we're growing stronger every single week,
Because we love our Vegemite,
We all adore our Vegemite,
It puts a rose in every cheek.

by Warlord Nong July 29, 2003

Vegemite

Vegemite is a thick black paste owned by a cheese company known as Kraft
many Australians enjoy Vegemite, Americans have been reported to spread it as thick as peanut butter not knowing its real power.

"Jimmy, would you like vegemite on your sandwich"
"No"

by 002 March 27, 2003

Vegemite

Thick brown brewer's yeast paste from the Land Down Under. The slightest dollop on the end of a toothpick touched to a slug's back will incapacitate it in a matter of seconds, and render it a salty and torturous pool of black ooze in just under a minute effectively creating another couple ounces of Vegemite to dab on one's toast.

Pass the Vegemite, mate, I ran out of nails to hammer through my tongue.

by Craig Duckett September 14, 2005

Vegemite

A dark, sticky food paste that has become a staple of the Australian diet. Made from brewer's yeast, it is a rich source of B vitamins. Brewer's yeast is a by-product of the beer brewing process. Consequently, an ample supply exists in Australia. Vegemite's flavour is extremely salty and remarkably strong. It is one of the few things the alcohol-numbed tongues of inebriated Aussies can actually taste, hence its popularity in its home market. However, that popularity has not transitioned to other countries. In many English speaking cultures, it's known as "Satan's Stool" or "Poo in a Jar".

Wizard of Oz: "Oi, mate! Care for some Vegemite?"

Sober Guy: "No thanks. I'd have to suck a koala's ass to get the taste out of my mouth."

by Fosters Forall November 3, 2009

Cheese and Vegemite Sandwich

The lunch of choice for many Australian children (and adults, for that matter). Often found in school lunchboxes. Cheese used is usually Kraft Cheddar or Coon Tasty.

Referenced in the popular Australian song "Down Under" by Men At Work.

"What have you got for lunch today?"
"Cheese and vegemite sandwich again, mmm"
"Sweet!"

by Jamhos February 22, 2008