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People who try to support overpopulation.
Dude 1: “Did you hear about that vegan who attacked that KFC employee?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, these crazy vegans think they’re helping the world.”
Vegans by Lonelyahole March 1, 2024
One of the most annoying and obnoxious groups of people, they always tell you you shouldn't eat meat. They have invalid arguments and disingenuous opinions. They always bitch about killing farm animals, when they literally do nothing for us but become delicious food. Vegans literally eat the animals' food. They always talk about saving the planet and the environment, where if everyone went vegan, there wouldn't be enough plants to produce enough oxygen for the planet. Vegans are malnourished and don't get enough protein or vitamin B12. Oh, and we all know who That Vegan Teacher is. Yeah, she's the worst.
Vegans, vegans. If you love animals so much, then why do you eat all of their food?

Vegans Assumption Fallacy

A vegan must never assume that something is vegan unless and until it's confirmed to be vegan.
A vegan realised that he/she consumed a non-vegan product by failing to check the ingredients label, therefore falling prey to "Vegans Assumption Fallacy".

Vegans Taste Better 

A saying referring to the hypothesis that the semen of vegan men tastes better than of meat/dairy-eating men.

It also refers to the idea that vegan women have better tasting vaginas than meat/dairy-eating women

There has been some research supporting this but most evidence is anecdotal.
I ate out this vegan chick last night and its true what they say; vegans taste better!

Vegans taste better 

Referrs to the sexual organs of the vegan human. They really do taste better.
I am, of course, a great example.
Vegans taste better by Ganga July 23, 2005

if 2 vegans fight is it still beef 

if 2 vegans fight is it still beef because it is just organic.