cock vaulting

Cock vaulting is when someone is in a squatting position and is squatting up and down on a dick. Also known as cocksquatting.

Boy, you should have seen nichka doing cock vaults on j2n4me.

by codyrs February 17, 2005

Crabs Pole Vaulting

Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."

Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much

by Alleigh May 22, 2008

louisiana pole vaulting

The act of masterbateing with a broom stick on top of a refrigator then jumping off when parrents return with out removeing broom. ergo impalline ones self. results resemble lousiana after huricane Katrina.

louisiana pole vaulting really hurts

by Daanile December 9, 2006

"Pole"vaulting

Polevaulting or "Pole"vaulting is a term to describe the act of when a man ejaculates in his own mouth by way of muscular force through the penis. In turn vaulting the seman through the air towards ones own self.

Today while home alone I decided to practice "Pole"vaulting.

by Doc_Frankenfurter February 14, 2006

Vaulting

When you and a bunch of your friends get in a big circle, everyone has a vault in their hands. Everyone shakes up their vault. Someone yells vault and everyone througs up their vault really high, catches it, opens it, and chugs it. When you finish you through down your empty can and shout out a deep, manly yell. The first one to finish wins. Barfing is possible but rare.

Dude, I'm still feeling it from when were vaulting last night.

by 661republican February 2, 2009

Pole Vaulting

When you’re having sex and the man slips and nails you in the taint.

Dave and I were totally doing it when he slipped and ended up pole vaulting me, I’m just glad hit the taint and not the dit box!

by Katrykat April 1, 2020

Short distance pole vaulting

Sexual intercourse

Did you go Short distance pole vaulting last night mate

by Tonys June 2, 2014