vacation constipation

Losing the ability to poop when you lose that home field advantage.

May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.

Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.

I'm having a horrible case of vacation constipation...can't wait to get back home and drop a couple belt notches.

by nofx9019 September 6, 2010

iron vacation

Time spent in prison and not home

" I heard Gofio's on Iron Vacation Let's go raid his soon to be auctioned House"

by the guillotine industrialist April 27, 2005

Grippy sock vacation

When one goes to a mental hospital for a while.

I’m going on a grippy sock vacation, see you in a few days!

by sadboihours2003 September 24, 2021

vattis

ejaculate, primarily human and primarily in reference to a male, but may refer to any gender or species, also generally in large amounts.

That bukkake video had so much vattis!

or

I understand that whales release the most vattis of any animal; that's why the ocean tastes the way it does.

by Von Funkenstein November 2, 2011

Relationship Vacation

Taking a break from your vacation using given rules that both people in the relationship agree with.

George: Rebecca, let's take a relationship vacation for a while.
Rebecca: How long?
George: Let's say, 3 months?
Rebecca: Fine, but any rules:
George: Yes, no seeing other people.
Rebecca: Cool.

by JoshuaC April 27, 2008

family vacation

Another word for prison. Usually happens on days when you're off from school.

My parents would rob me for a family vacation every winter and spring break until I move out of my parents' house.

by The Real Driller December 23, 2022

Vacation Eve

The last day of work or school before taking extended time off. Usually accompanied by excessive slacking off and attempts to leave early.

"Are you staying late to help out tonight?"

"Hellz no, it's Vacation Eve, baby. Daddy's out by 3 o'clock!"

by TheWhiteDoggy November 24, 2009