Vaati

Lord Vaati, Wind Mage, Sorcerer of Darkness, Lord of Dark Hyrule Castle, Swordsman, opera lover, sportsman, beauty therapist and 1337 h4x0r, is, to put it simply, the coolest guy alive. He is so awesome that people five miles away go "Woah!" every time he so much as breathes. It actually gets kinda annoying after a while.

(Fun Fact: No rule 34 of Vaati exists, he is that awesome.)

(Q) Vaati must be a bad guy; he looks like one.

(A) Oh I see, you racist bigot. Discriminating against him because of his appearance? Is it coz he is purple? Or do you just fail to recognise the sheer über-awesomeness of red eyes? Or are you just against his gothic fashion sense? Actually, I wouldn't blame you there, except that for a Zelda character, he's got a pretty good dress sense. It's better than that wimpy skirt Link wears, anyway. And don't even talk to me about Tingle.

by ~LV~ September 1, 2010

Vaati

The epic final boss in minish cap.He has a purple hat,purple cape,purple hair and is a wind mage.He also turns zelda into stone.

guy1:i'm at the final boss in minish cap.
guy2:what's his name?
guy1:Vaati.

by mrnrkuhijhfg November 28, 2012

Vaati

The stupid emo final boss in the minish cap, who tries to replace Ganon but ultimately just consumes large amounts of penis. He then cuts himself after link AWESOME-FUCKINGLY defeats him, and grows a vagina.

He eventually turns Zelda into stone to try to be a heterosexual, but fails and just gives a blowjob to EVERYONE.

-I'm going to cosplay Vaati!

-You faggot.

-I am gonna play Four Swords, today!

-Oh where are you?

-Last boss!

-Oh that estrogen-filled giant vagina. He's a pussy.

by Vaatispimp June 4, 2010

Vaati

Finnish for "insisted".

vaati

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 November 28, 2016

Vacation debt

The consequences that one has to face for taking a vacation.

The fatigue that you have after coming from a hectic vacation or the chores that you missed because you went for a vacation but needs to be tended now along with everything else that's currently going on.

Another example would be the work that gets piled up while you are gone at your workplace and now needs to be done along with the current work.

I can't make it to the party tomorrow, I'm still dealing with my vacation debt.

I need a spa day to get rid of this vacation debt.

I'm drowning in my vacation debt, oh, it's horrible.

by Aprilly September 1, 2017

grippy sock vacation

A stay in the mental hospital. Name taken from the grippy socks given to (mostly involuntary) patients. Patients are not allowed shoes with laces due to suicide risk so grippy socks like those used at trampoline parks are issued to patients for footwear.
See: "psych ward socks"

Source: Was in mental hospital in 2019 and know other patients from other institutions

Phrase originally used within mental hospital circles and later spread on TikTok and other social media.

"If the professor gives us another fucking project, I'm going to need a grippy sock vacation!"

by MXRed February 20, 2022

Vacationitis

The lack of concern for any of one's responsibilities in the days (or weeks, or months) leading up to a vacation. Physical symptoms include the wearing of capris and jeans at work, flip-flops, or Uggs, and a lack of makeup or grooming. Dishes begin piling up in the sink, and the afflicted's response to most questions is: "Uh, I'll worry about that later." Can happen as early as the date of vacation planning, or as late as the hours before the flight leaves.

Yeah, I was going to wash my hair, but I figured I can do that once I get to Maui. Next month. I must be suffering from vacationitis.

by Maddie Theophile January 22, 2011