vasoline

Makes the rubbin'and slidin' nice and easy... to get out every last drop o' dat sweet o nutta butta

Hey Billy, I use vasoline when I shank your mommy

by shebba April 29, 2003

Vasobagel Response

A vasobagel response, episode, or attack is when a person passes out after consuming too many bagels

My friend brought over 2 dozen bagels this morning and I tried to limit myself to 1 or 2, but next thing I know I am on the couch and my friend is shaking me awake from a vasobagel response

by otter2388 September 18, 2012

Vasovaginal

The act of passing out or otherwise being rendered unconscious during vaginal penetration. Typically achieved by fisting.

She told me to go elbow deep, so I did; next thing I knew, she had a vasovaginal episode and was out.

by The_Vanilla_Gorilla September 17, 2012

Vasobo

A vagina with a chicken finger

"Damn, that bitch has got one hell of a vasobo!!!, dont choke on that thing!"

"I was starting to go down on this girl and almost choked on her vasobo"

by Somersseedz November 15, 2011

vasovagal syncope

Losing consciousness ,passing out, and cross faded

The loss of consciousness was due to vasovagal syncope

by Mammafox January 28, 2018

vasocongestion

Also known as blue balls.

I came down with a bad case of vasocongestion when I didn't achieve an orgasm.

by Robby H. July 19, 2005

Vasodomy

For some time Vasodomy has remained an obscure word known only to those who practice it. As the most prevalent practitioners are arrogant bald men with a control complex, it is indeed quite amazing that half the male population does not already know it.

Vasodomy is the act of a bald man, upon placing butter (margarine will suffice if you're health conscious) onto his scalp, using his lubed up head to anally penetrate another person. Some believe that the term arose from the little known Norwegian god Va, who was the god of baldness and sexual prowess.

Vasodomy is not necessarily the reserve of men, some women, Gail Porter for example, have the tools for the job.

It has been suggested that the true aim of Vasodomy is for the victim (the vasodomised) to be penetrated so hard by the attacker (the vasodomiser) that he has no choice but to cough up his own testicles.

'No I better stay in and get my Physics homework done tonight, if I don't Mr V will totally Vasodomise me sans lube.'

'I don't know what it is about sitting in Church but I always get antsy for some Vasodomy.'

by El Grando Toro January 5, 2009