Founded in 1861, Vassar College is a highly selective, coeducational liberal arts college. Consistently ranked among the top liberal arts colleges in the country, Vassar is renowned for pioneering achievements in scientific research, its long history of curricular innovation, and its notoriously selective admissions process.
I was rejected from all the good schools -- Yale University, Harvard University, Vassar College, Brown University, Williams College.
by James10023 August 17, 2010
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by stayawayfromknivesplease January 3, 2010
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Where are you going to college?
Vassar.
Isn't that an all women's college?
No, bitch. It most certainly is not. Now, kindly get out of my face before I ask my lawyer mother to sue your whole f**king family and have you declared insane.
Vassar.
Isn't that an all women's college?
No, bitch. It most certainly is not. Now, kindly get out of my face before I ask my lawyer mother to sue your whole f**king family and have you declared insane.
by Jayne Eyre October 25, 2007
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by lxtif August 21, 2020
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When my friend came up to visit me at Vassar for the weekend he told me he wanted to get some. Instead, he got so shitfaced drunk that he passed out in the showers, getting a Vassar Shower Bukkake.
by Matt Vassar May 4, 2008
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"So you fuck her yet?"
"Not in the cunt. But she lets me fuck her ass. She says she's keeping her hymen intact until marriage."
"Oh I see. She's a Vassar Virgin then."
"Yeah."
"Not in the cunt. But she lets me fuck her ass. She says she's keeping her hymen intact until marriage."
"Oh I see. She's a Vassar Virgin then."
"Yeah."
by Oshidori July 22, 2008
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