Virtual Possum

When driving slowly down a suburban street, bouncing the frontal hydraulics of your car quickly up and down, simulating driving over roadkill.

I was drivin' in my '67 Charger, doin' tha virtual possum down 8th avenue.

by Vladamir July 29, 2006

Virtual Insanity

Virtual insanity is in the song 'Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity',
The song says about how 'nothings worse than a man-made man'.

"Futures made of virtual insanity now"

by jaxisbestjackisnot May 30, 2019

Virtual Veteran

A virtual veteran is someone who has hudereds of hours dedicated in a video game and deserves the same respect and discounts as a Military veteran

"Yes ma'am I served over seas for 9 months."
"I'm a virtual veteran, no not a virgin"

Yes it was just a video game but you will respect me and give me a discount"

by EthernetCables January 15, 2022

Virtual whore

A woman or man making money whoring around in virtual worlds such as Second Life or IMVU.

Princess Peach is making tons of money being a virtual whore in Second Life and IMVU off social misfits. Virtual whoring has been paying her bills.

by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015

Varyunya

A chick who is your tomboy, yandere, mommy, best friend, arachnid, Dulahhun, taller, sister, gamer, roommate, futa, vampire, and android girlfriend all at the same time.

Dad: “son will you just get a girlfriend already?”
Son who is listening to Varyunya: “NEVER!!”

by captain_boi April 24, 2021

Virtual Boy

A video game system that was sold for $20 at Toys 'R' Us about 3 weeks after it came out. Users compained about sore eyes and headaches. Nintendo eventually said "Screw it", and Virtual Boy faded into the Abyss of Lost Consoles.

Virtual Boy was supposed to be the successor to Game Boy, but we all know how that turned out...

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

Varun

the sweetest, most humble and the most attractive human being in this whole universe.

person: omg I just met a Varun

by yourgirlb March 14, 2017